the scary trans person the media warned you about

helloooooo there homosexualssssss my name is rickyyy im scary trans person ooo give me your bisexual biden chocolate,,, i love wont wouldnt and his hit song hate me strangely,, im GAY or SOMETHING i dont even fuckin KNOW,, i looove my boyfriiendff hes the bessstest !!!! (and he drew my pfp lalalalalla) bitches love my hyperfixations

[ssylverr]

yea uh. i think its about time i made like a pinned post with all the info abt this blog bcos. i keep forgetting to do thta. uh.

hi there. ppinned post iguess

too many names. ares/ezra/moon/icarus/dan/ricky uhh mainly ricky and dan tho

but you can call me whatever other strange names yall can come up with idrc tbh you can call me fag and ill be fine with it

he/they/hy/hymn/hey/hem

minor but prefer not to specify my actual age fir privacy reasons

uh. im usually very tired because i tend to just. not sleep. so. keep thar in mind

sometimes ill be online like all day every second i can but other times i will simply forger that tublr exists so if you tag me in something or send me an ask you'll usually get a response fairly quick but if you don't just assume that i forgir abt this hellsute

uh. tags that i use (actually i very very recently started doing unique tags for stuff so older posts wont be categorized with these)

#the yapperrrrrr - my text posts where i yap abt dumb shit

no more vent tag the vent tag died it was stupid ill just use #vent now

#bray is autistic - MY EPIC BOYFRIEND BRAY @theguyinthecloset WHO I LOVE SO MUCH LALALALLALALALLA

#asksksksks - answered asks

#ares dudels - arts tag (guys ifinally used this tag on one post are you proud of me)

fandoms im in::::

invader zim

gravity falls

cookierun kingdom

cult of the lamb

mouthwashing

will wood (does he count as a fandom? idfk)

asylum books series by madeleine roux.........

thats all i can think of atm

DNI S!!

DNI IF:

you are homophobic, transphobic, a trump supporter, etc. you get the gist. Also please dni if you are a gaza gofundme campaign asking for donations. i am a minor, like i said, so i physically cannot donate.

also if youre gonna argue over zadr. just. dont.

dni if youre not a blasphemous freak of nature

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

[calcium-is-screaming2]

PLATYPODS

[montesmithart]

Chibi comm for Zeercoon 🐇⚡️

[poppetsisters]

A crossover for the ages.

[poppetsisters]

Prequel

[poppetsisters]

The Climactic Battle

[qqchurch]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody's going to let you do anything if they think it's actually going to work.

[romehbo]

[motyanich]

spamton is like different bird sounds

spamton is very stupid with all these sounds

[hbmmaster]

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 2’nd of April 2026

[redstonedust]

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

[pukicho]

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

[pukicho]

[miittchan]

laundry

[stardella]

Brushing a cat’s head with a wet toothbrush may remind them of their mothers

[railwynn]

Wake me up (more down below uwu)

CONTEXT: (I only have this ss on twitter cuz I didn't copy paste it :v)