StabIestBaton

The medium in which I release my pent up cursed thoughts

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Imagine how many royals were supposed to be assisnated or poisoned, but the killer failed because they used tomatoes which weren't actually poisonous

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The reason couples usually have a big bed in the center of a room against the wall is so they're not fighting over the wall side

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There is no Easter Bunny

There is no ToothFairy

And there is no such thing as heterosexuality

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How different would society be if human skulls had ears, better worded as what if ears had bones in them? just a lil bit of bone...

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Its crazy how these old homophobic women refuse to refer to their beasties as anything other than girlfriends. you got me CONFUSED you polyamorous lesbian

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I will never understand how normal people have conversations, it's just a series of interrupting each other at a certain time that I just can't crack.

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Its crazy when you can feel the effects of not taking your meds in real time

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I love bomb myself but with food

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DAYUM

my family was complaining about how hot it was here and I was thinking "it can't be that bad" I haven't gone outside or anything so I just updated my temperature on my phone from last night and it jumped from 81 to 91 degrees :>

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It finally happened

I've become the evil gremlin I was always meant to be, I finally got to do the evil gremlin smirk while stroking my cat and being evil to someone else. it's pure euphoria.

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English why

the word mean has at least 5 different meanings all spelled the same way.

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Thinking about star wars Light Sabers

Ever wonder who the first person was to create light sabers in that universe...and fight with it?

I dont watch or consume any star wars media so forgive me if this is common knowledge but for some period of time there had to just be one group of people with light sabers demolishing everyone else

And who would go along with this? yea there's this dangerous beam that cuts almost everything in its path and we shall train to use it instead of the more user friendly sword

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The betrayal is real

I just found out my cat has been giving my mom dead roaches and bugs and like....I'm so jealous?????

I know they do that as a sign of love so why hasn't he given me one? :<

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Oh this isn't good

My cat woke up in a cold sweat and meowed like a human would scream after waking up from a nightmare. I suspect my grandma is tormenting him so much that he's having nightmares about her.

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why don’t shorts cost half the price of pants?

Because they're thicker and built for the thickest of humanity :>

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My autism runs deep apparently

my mom just reminded me of when I was a smol child and she said she needed privacy or whatever. I left and came back after a while and responded "I looked and I cant find privacy"

I dunno if that's an autism thing but it happened and that's neat

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seeing a lot of unfair (and frankly misogynistic) hatred of zelda from a certain…. group… *cough* *cough*

it’s honestly gross and very bizarre that some people can’t let go of hatred towards female characters simply because they “get in the way” of their ship. it’s so weird. this goes for yona too!

seeing people getting mad and calling zelda “selfish” for having moved into link’s house and accusing her of booting him out and kicking him to the curb is a major headscratcher to me. like… even if link no longer lived there (he absolutely still lives there and they share the house. IT’S SO OBVIOUS), he would’ve given it to her by his own volition. zelda is not some manipulative monster who wants to use link and steal his house from him. she doesn’t force link to stick by her side. he does those things because he wants to.

it doesn’t matter if you ship zelink or not because the fact is that he cares about her. she cares about him. it’s really that simple. i’m just sick of seeing all the vitriol spewed zelda’s way when she hasn’t done anything to deserve it. this has been an issue in the fandom since BOTW came out but i’ve seen a huge spike in the grossness since TOTK released. get a GRIP!!!!

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I had no idea people did this what...