how do you do fellow kids?

I used to be here. Then I wasn't. I might show up again and shitpost for two hours straight only to disappear for another year. 

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every photo of me is proof that I have a physical form, which I reject. I am a concept

[queerasbuck]

guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic

[zlink]

lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[travalicious]

gay cowboy cat from blue's clues

that is all

[travalicious]

[tofuimpala]

I’m obsessed with this meticulous dog grooming youtube channel and all of their video titles

[funny-tik-toks]

[pitch-pork]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[berylian]

[guinevereslancelot]

every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

[guinevereslancelot]

"boo hoo she stole the diamonds/killed a man" yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great w her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers

[aunnokokyuu]

this whole taylor swift joe jonas sophie turner thing is just. so funny to me. like imagine you’re taylor swift and you’ve just released a song from eleven years ago that publicly calls your ex boyfriend at the time a cheater and drags his name through the mud for picking up other girls the moment after he dumped you in a 25 second phone call, and HIS WIFE who is YOUR FRIEND loves the song enough that she shares it on her instagram story with the caption ‘it’s not NOT a bop’. can u imagine being joe jonas having to listen to your wife play your ex girlfriend’s song abt how you were a piece of shit boyfriend in your own house eleven years later. i would cry

[travalicious]

chuck tingle works harder than any other author

[decadent-hag]

Yeah

[konoko]

[ain]

wheres the hand though ??? wheres the hand in my unloveable hand ????

[tikkety-tok]

My cats trying to fit into this shelf.

[biancaicaras]

Made me smile. Can you tell them I love them?

[hamletthedane]

I [34 M] am somebody who inherited a lot of wealth from my parents, which allows me to support my ex’s daughter [10 F, from France and not my daughter]. To deal with the challenges of remote learning, I hired a tutor [19 F] to live in our home and teach her while I’m traveling for work. The tutor seemed a bit boring at first, but the more I got to know her, the more I liked her. We eventually really hit it off and got together after I broke up with my ex - now we’re engaged.

There’s just one problem: we were about to be married when my ex-wife’s brother [38 M] showed up and revealed that I’ve kept my bipolar and/or depressed wife [37 F] locked in a small padded room in my attic for the past 15 years. (Inlaws know all your skeletons. Ugh.) He then called me a bigamist in front of my girlfriend, embarrassing me and her!

Now my gf wants to break off our engagement…all because of a little spousal attic confinement! I tried to compromise - I even said that marriage wasn’t a huge deal and she could still be my mistress, but she won’t hear me out. We’re so in love, I don’t see what the big deal is…AITA here???

Tl;dr: AITA for trying to convince my 16yr younger fiancée to become my mistress after she discovered I kept my depressed wife trapped in a padded attic room for 15 years?

[thescorpioracer]

Every time someone mentions Jane Eyre, I think about this post: