Quotes from Our Star Wars 5e Game: A Thread
Visenya, trying to flirt: You smell nice
Jolina: Thanks, it’s called body soap.
Jolina: This is like Space Las Vegas, you could die here and your family would never find your body.
Visenya: Oh yay!
Roul: I know where I’m booking my next vacation.
DM: He has the most magnificent moustache.
Scarlett: You only say that because you want one.
DM: *silence*
DM: There’s a long street, with flickering lamplights. At the end of the street is a hooded, cloaked character with his head down.
Visenya: I walk right on in and go “hiiii”.
Jolina: I ROLL PERCEPTION.
Visenya: I know some sign language.
Roul and DM, simultaneously: 🖕
NPC: And who are you?
Scarlett: We are… friends… of Rupert.
Visenya: Fuck, what’s my name again?
Scarlett’s 4ft tall Ewok son walking into battle in full Mando armour, already fed up.
DM: What did Rupert tell you?
Scarlett: Not much, he couldn’t tell us what the job was, or who you were-
Visenya: Or whether there was alcohol.
Scarlett: Yeah, or money!
DM: The gentleman says-
Jolina: THE GENTLEMAN?!
Roul: random, rapid Latin
Scarlett: What was that?
Roul: I wanted to meditate but didn’t want people to know I was meditating, so I learnt how to say it in Latin.
DM: And this is better? It sounds like you’re summoning demons.
Roul: Exactly.
DM: He begins to take off his helmet.
Jolina: Is it Pedro Pascal?
Scarlett: You mean Daddy Pascal.
Visenya: This is not the way!
DM: He has the face of an older… but still clear… clone trooper.
Jolina: Oh, okay.
Visenya: Smash.
Roul: I’m gonna lean in, and very respectfully, I’m gonna ask… “What in the fuck happened to you?”
DM: Roul, roll to beat a 17 Intimidation.
Roul: I rolled a 1.
DM: You piss yourself.
Clone NPC: I’m coming with you, so, I’ll need a ride.
Visenya: I’ll give you a ride.
Jolina: What do you-
Visenya: I MEANT IT LEGITIMATELY.
Visenya: This is where your audacity is at. And this is where it should be.
DM: Your son just bet $1000.
Scarlett: He what?!
DM: He grew up in a culture with pinecones for money, you should be watching him!
DM: Okay, Roul, it’s your turn for combat. What are you gonna do?
Roul: I’m gonna leg it.
DM: Which way?
Roul: Away.
Jolina: Can I try to find a way to break out? Is there like a vent in the walls, or even in the floor?
Visenya: This isn’t Among Us.
Jolina: It might be!
Visenya: Can I roll investigation to see if any of the keys on the keypad are more worn away than the others? I rolled an 18 for investigation.
DM: You see that the cell across from you has one button and it says “open”.
Visenya: Yes, I can force push, but I can only force push objects.
Jolina: A button is an object!
Scarlett: Yeah, “object” is a very loose definition.
Visenya: Last time I force pushed something, I threw a perv down a hallway, do we think that’s our smartest idea?
DM: Okay, your doors are open, where are you going?
Visenya: Can we chase Roul’s lying, cheating ass?
Roul: Hey!
Jolina: No she’s right, let’s chase his ass.
Visenya: I thought you loved me.
Roul: Love is a social construct.
Visenya: Your face is a social construct.
Roul: No, it’s a shit construct, get it right.
Viteeni: I’m just this really sad… pile of poo emoji…
DM: You’re what?
Viteeni: Viteeni’s just crying.
Jolina: You went up when she went down and now you can't have children. Yay!