i love brooklyn nine-nine, and i love harry styles. but one day when i tried to relate harry to the closest character he fits with in the squad.
I REALIZED THAT HE IS ALL OF THEM.
captain raymond holt: boujee, assumptions are mostly correct, has car insurance, massive supporter of the lgbtq+ community and massive hater of racists and homophobes, has guest robes, slippers and toothbrushes ready at hand, says stan language in that way
jake peralta: really hardworking, intense character growth, PUNS, reaaaally likes to prove his point, has the same love and dedication jake has for die hard movies but with romcoms, never forgets his debts (emotional and financial-wise), go big or go home
terry jeffords: fits dunkirk fitness stage harry so good, muscly yet soft, is serious when he needs to be, will force-feed you carrots, is mostly the dad of the friend group
charles boyle: has atleast four catchphrases, has utmost love and support for his best friend, people-pleaser, knows how to do quinoa and kale in like eleven ways, can dress straight like he’s from the matrix, has a food processor, big softie
amy santiago: competitive ass (this man once held a table tennis competition and he won it himself, with a trophy and a medal), likes grandma print clothes and stuff, friendly, smart, finds loopholes to reaaaaally prove his point, competitive again because it’s that competitive
rosa diaz: rides a motorcycle, private about personal life, can make someone cower with a single glance, can’t straightly answer questions about non-work life and drags out the uhhhh, looks intimidating but is a softie
gina linetti: intense dance moves, dramatic, has a flare for the dramatic, loves drama, can gossip for hours, goes to bathrooms with good acoustics, uses three-ply tissue paper, practices expressions in front of the mirror, can be a bitch, can say yikes and lower your self-esteem from a 100 to a 0 real quick
