Stardew Valley w/ incorrect quotes sometimes

Might be slowly coming back for the time being?? 👀👀

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HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU. 

 Do you have discord? Are you in discord servers? 

 Are you TIRED of classic servers with nothing to do other than talk to people (ew)? 

If so, well hAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!! 

 In my server we can not only talk; but we can also: 

-Terrorize Carl-Bot 

-Play CAH (Cards Against Humanity) 

-plAY UNO

-Talk about MANY fandoms (indluding, but not limited to: Stardew Valley, animes, books, AND MORE)

And just be generally chaotic Gremlins. So come on and give this little coop a try!!

https://discord.gg/uHMstVF

[stardewvalleyfacts]

Stardew Valley Fact #79456

Stardewvalleyfacts is actually the Alien hidden in the title screen

[boba-bitches]

Wait, Stardewvalleyfacts is actually the Alien hidden in the title screen?

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Always has been

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[lily-frog-art-deactivated202010]

The worst age for children of divorce is between 6 and 10

hey anon what does this mean? I am slightly terrified

[lily-frog-art-deactivated202010]

Woah! OC art!

This is my farmer, Matcha :)

Sorry if OC art isn't your thing haha

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Emily: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, "Hey" in this really soft voice and talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.

Emily: I just got frustrated enough at something that I went "ARGH." and my parrot said, "Hey" all softly and sweetly like a dozen times for the next minute. It made me feel better instantly.

Emily:... My parrot is better at conflict de-escalation that most human beings.

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Haley: Being "cute" is really hard because even when you're angry people just kinda giggle at you and say "aw you're so cute when you're angry." No. Stop, recognize my power.

[silvicultricks-deactivated20211]

I’ve been on a huge Stardew kick lately

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Abigail: oh, so it's "do what makes you happy" until I start crawling on people's rooftops dressed as a gargoyle and shrieking, then suddenly it's "not a useful skill" and "illegal", I see how it is.

Abigail: you call batman a "hero" for "saving the city" when he dresses up as a bat and does parkour, but when gargoyle girl does the same suddenly it's "disturbing the peace"? I'm so sick of your double standards. I'm going to become a super villain.

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

How would y'all feel about me making a discord server for us all to chat in?

Doesn’t have to be SPECIFICALLY Stardew; but if you would rather I make it more Stardew-centered, please tell me!

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

Like my previous post said; I’m making it. It’s not gonna be specifically stardew-centered but it has stardew-related channels and stuff in it. I’m just struggling on getting carl-bot to shut up in the robot channel and I’m gonna make some more roles from leveling up and stuff. Soon it shall be released

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

i may or may not be “jumping the gun” (as the saying goes) and be making that discord server i mentioned... hehe... i can delete it though if not many people want a server. i just wanted to have it made JUUUSST in case it’s decided that people DO want a server :D

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

Mobile tumblr before: Pretty good. Actually allowed me to post. I understood everything on it.

Mobile tumblr now: wtf is happening? Why can't I move and drafts to the queue with the queue button? Why does the layout look like this??

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

How would y'all feel about me making a discord server for us all to chat in?

Doesn't have to be SPECIFICALLY Stardew; but if you would rather I make it more Stardew-centered, please tell me!

[lily-frog-art-deactivated202010]

Mr. Qi maybe 👉👈

Of course anon! Here's your Qi.

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

Harvey: People who sleep less than 6 hours a night are at an increased risk to die prematurely.

Sebastian: Thank Yoba

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

Farmer: I'm driving and the car beside me has "fucker" keyed into the driver door...

Abby: LMFAOOO

Sam: I wonder what they did

Sebastian: They were a fucker