J. Griffiths |Cascadian Independence Force

Cascadia’s most pathetic little meow meow Account run by @lockheed-martin-unofficial!

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[Crawls out of a cordium rift]

<< What… happened here? >>

[therealcrimson1]

we have to build the torment nexus

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We already have one?? It’s called Presidia Superhighway traffic

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SURPRISE AFFECTION ATTACK

GET LOVED IDIOT!!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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[Stardust listens, and then gives him a welcoming hug.]

I’m sorry. It’s not you, you’re not the enemy. The war was hard on us all, in different ways.

Right now, we need all the help we can get. You still have a place in Cascadia, if you’re up for it.

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h

Hello? Can I help you?

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https://youtu.be/d3DfwYrgmio

All mercenaries, whoever locates this person and brings proof of their death gets a raise.

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millions must die

Please don’t kill millions, Crimson.

[isabelopaque]

i hate being the bigger person why cant i say why are you being mean to me and burst into tears dramatically

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Crimplushie has been smearing dirt on your bedroom, you walk in and catch him red handed

"Ummm..."

[Stardust breaks down and slams his fist down on the floor, a few crystalline tears streaming down his face in a tragically ethereal manner.]

My- my crisp white sheets…

WASN’T IT ENOUGH TO TAKE MY COUNTRY?

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<< Oh, you survived! Had a little bet with some Icarus Armories folk if you survived Rowsdower getting swallowed by the cordium rifts. >>

-@theoracleoftheperiphery

I for one definitely got swallowed by the cordium rifts…

[He shudders.]

Not a pleasant three weeks. My hands still ache from the climb. What did this bet entail, exactly?

[theoracleoftheperiphery]

<< Oh you know, 125 credits if you actually survived or not. Nothing too much. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Oracle, one of Crimson Squadron's 3 AWACS Operators. Nice to meet you. >>

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Ah, nice to meet you too. No hard feelings about the war, I hope?

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<< Oh, you survived! Had a little bet with some Icarus Armories folk if you survived Rowsdower getting swallowed by the cordium rifts. >>

-@theoracleoftheperiphery

I for one definitely got swallowed by the cordium rifts…

[He shudders.]

Not a pleasant three weeks. My hands still ache from the climb. What did this bet entail, exactly?

[therealhitman1]

[ waow!! That sounds so cool!! （＾∇＾）]

[ like, uh, cool badass backstory cool, not fun cool... ]

[ ...you should probably go see an oncologist tho. ( ・∇・) if you haven't already. ]

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Yeah, I get it. Thanks, Monarch. It’s nice to see you’re still around.

And you’re right, that’s probably a good idea.

[saeriibon]

Torres and Faust go shopping

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faust pplease come home our country is dying

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<< Oh, you survived! Had a little bet with some Icarus Armories folk if you survived Rowsdower getting swallowed by the cordium rifts. >>

-@theoracleoftheperiphery

I for one definitely got swallowed by the cordium rifts…

[He shudders.]

Not a pleasant three weeks. My hands still ache from the climb. What did this bet entail, exactly?

[stardust-cif]

PLEASE someone tell her to come home.

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Also, don't tell Fly I shared this with you buuut.... turns out he has embarrassingly low spice tolerance lol. And he doesn't like steak. fake cascadian smh my head -h

Heheh, that’s certainly something. Don’t worry, I won’t tell. Unless he’s on this app too, in which case there’s nothing I can do about it.

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Update on the date dinner with Fly: it was sick as hell!! ...I mean, Fly got sick. He was eating all kinds of dishes since everything was on me, and his poor stomach couldn't handle it.

He probably won't show up to work for a few days. I also probably won't, gotta help bro recover!

Thanks again, by the way. -h

It’s nice to hear you’re getting along!

[He lets out a quiet chuckle. Stardust is conflicted: on the one hand, Cascadia is losing two capable personnel for a while. On the other: at least the mercenaries and the CIF are bonding? Long term benefits, Stardust. Long term benefits.]

Don’t take too long, you two. Remember: we still need you.

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Maybe the real reason Faust won’t come back is to avoid the high command shipping wars…