Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Avengers Starters
I’ve been rereading this run and laughing so hard so I turned it into a sentence meme.
“Did they break your man parts, too?”
“Point it at anything but us and shoot.”
“I’m really glad I took this vacation.”
“You are easily impressed.”
“The Earth needs to be punished.”
“She looks vaguely familiar.”
“She looks vaguely dressed.”
“Not everything is about payment.”
“Stop being ‘cute’ around the female.”
“You are nuttier than three spider-men all rolled into one.”
“No reason this can’t be fun.”
“Captain America is probably about to put a red, white, and blue boot up his butt.”
“You know… even when we first met, while I was beating you to death… I thought to myself: I bet she and I could be friends.”
“We talked about this. If you hang out with me in places like this it dramatically lowers my chances of meeting a fine female companion.”
“Hey, you’re the one who was about to pucker up on me, kid.”
“If the straits were no so dire this would be the greatest day of my life.”
“Did we mention that the tree talks?”
“You’re just going to nerd out on me the whole time, aren’t you, kid?”
“I just like talking to the talking raccoon. It makes me feel like a Disney princess.”
“I’d make a better princess than you.”
“This is not as fun as I thought it was going to be! And the talking tree is really starting to freak me out!”
“That’s not how you use that!”
“Excuse me! It’s my first spaceship!”
“Some fathers hug and care about their kids. Not ours. But, you know, some.”
“Wow, you prepubescent earth kids like to whine, don’ cha?”
“When he does it, it’s not whining.”
“Oh no, you’re not going to get weird with the trees again, are ya?”
“Listen, I’ve traveled the galaxy up and down and I have met a total of like, seven cool people.”
“Call me. Just to whine about the universe.”
“We talked about this. You’re making it weird.”
“Why am I constantly finding myself attracted to female alien species that are actively trying to hunt and kill me?”
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