Stark Industries Internal Affairs

Archive of all daily notices on the Stark Industries memoboard. Please take note of the information displayed here (Since so many of these memo blogs have appeared, I thought Stark Industries deserved one too. Please feel free to send suggestions through the ask box or submit button Run by Pepper, Happy and Tony. Tracking the tag starkinternalaffairs (no spaces) Memos only Memo bases

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Can we address the elephant in the room. No seriously, why is there an elephant in my office?

Virginia Potts, CEO

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My Mark 64 armour doesn't need a paint job! Whoever painted it up to look like a bumble bee is mean! I am not the Wasp!

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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Has anyone figured out how to work Mr Stark’s time machine? I think I left my sanity in 2014.

Virginia Potts, CEO

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MISS POTTS HAS A NICE ASS

Lt. Col. James Rhodes, Military Liason

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There’s a ghost in my office and he says his name is Bucky Barnes and he knew my father?! Can someone remove it?!

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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Please can someone inform Mr Thor that the next time he wants coffee when he visits, he has to bring his own mug!

Kim Cook, Catering

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Please stop putting security guys in my lobby, Happy! They mess up my Feng Shui!

Gabriel King, Reception

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Company ice-cream day is next Tuesday! Bring your spoons!

Kim Cook, Catering

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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ROBOT? HE'S ESCAPED MY LAB!

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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The boardroom is not a place to hold football practices. Please relocate!

Virginia Potts, CEO

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My name is not niom nar! Whoever is doing this, stop!

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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We are not the esvgearn. Please can someone unscramble the letters on the side of the building!

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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Science lab needs more test subjects. SEND TRIBUTES. We will take grandparents, third cousins and ex boyfriends.

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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Can people please stop sending me blankets and pillows, neither me or Hulk want a 'snuggle pile' Dr Bruce Banner, R&D

HULK DEMAND MORE BLANKIE TRIBUTE Dr Bruce Banner, R&D HULK

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Whoever owns the cardboard cut-out of Ultron, please remove him from the boardroom, Mr Stark is refusing to go near it in case it moves.

Virginia Potts, CEO

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Star Lord will be taking over the intercom for 80's throwback hour at 1pm today! Prepare to dance, slackers!

Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All

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The “Young Avengers” are not of legal age to go to any of Mr Stark’s superhero “discos”. Please do not let them in the building!

Harold Hogan, Security