weirdness here.

40s. she/her. these words are a work in progress, just like me. i am silly, emotional & serious. chronic overthinker. in love with all things sparkly. 18+ only/age in bio or get blocked. NO MINORS.

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I got this email from Disney+ earlier and was like wtf is the show, because I certainly didn’t watch this!!!

Haha, yes I did. “My Ghost Story”

I didn’t see the title in the subject line. Way too creepy though!

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Author Emily Eve | Fantasy Author (@authoremilyeve) on Threads

I’M DECEASED Behold, my attempt at an Olaf cake for my daughters 4th birthday party 😅😂

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Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) on Threads

2026’s hottest club is JULY. This place has EVERYTHING: a deformed raccoon named Jimothy, a bag of diarrhea lettuce, the Odyssey, soccer stu

[ph-cutie]

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If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

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Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

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@str8-razr-strategy

[thememedaddy]

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https://www.reuters.com/world/federal-employees-can-download-tiktok-government-devices-doj-says-2026-07-17/

Yup, seems like a solid plan. 🙄🙄

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Ebony 💫 (@starr__1204) on Threads

…..” why are you speaking to me when I DID NOT yield to you?!" IKTFR Rep Pressley! 💯🎯 THIS is the energy Democrats need to ALL embrace: cl

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This is currently at the DSM airport…🤔🤔

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All 9 Upcoming Stephen King Movies & TV Shows

Stephen King has some exciting projects coming up

I’m scared (but remaining optimistic-ish) to see what Mike Flanagan does for Carrie…but in scrolling down the list, I found one I’m genuinely excited for: The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.

[alittleofeverythingforyou]

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Louder for the creeps at the back that have no idea how to treat a person

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

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I dozed off for maybe like 90 minutes Friday night…woke up at 0200 and now it’s almost 0400.

Good thing it’s Saturday and I have absolutely no reason to leave the house.

[childlost1313]