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[starryphilfics]

Late night chats

Ao3

11:10

Dan and Phil climbed into bed after spending hours in their lounge fighting over who won in Mario Kart. They were still disagreeing about who won and who was better overall. I mean initially Dan won the round but of course Phil had to turn around and declare all or nothing and Dan found that endearing. Even though they argued over it, or as Phil would call it they debated, Dan still couldn't stop looking at Phil, smiling and watching the one man he loved go off on a tangent about Mario Kart.

“I love you, you know that right?” Dan whispered to Phil against his neck, cuddling into his husband. He lightly pecked his neck, closing his eyes and smiling at what his life has become. He had found the love of his life, brought his first house and had a little girl whom he loved with all his heart.

“I know, love. I love you too” Phil replied leaning down to kiss Dan’s head of tangled, curly hair breathing in the scent of his husband. “I can’t believe we’ve come this far.” Dan spoke looking up to catch Phil’s eyes and smiling brightly.

“I know, it’s crazy,” Phil replied leaning into Dan. His lips brushed softly, delicately, just long enough he could feel Dan’s breath, feel the warmth of his skin and the taste of the chapstick Dan has just put on. “My god, love. You’re beautiful.” he murmured against his chapped lips.

Dan instantly grabbed Phil’s top and pulled him right against his own chest. His lips pushed against his, Phil pushing his lips back to Dan, his mouth open, tongue pushing past his teeth. The bristles of Phil’s stubble scratching against Dan’s soft cheeks as he gripped his face firmly, as if to keep him from escaping. He worked his mouth against his tongues battling back and forth like wrestlers. Dan moaned into Phil’s mouth, bringing them back to reality.

“Oops, we got a bit carried away there.” Dan spoke, blush searing through his cheeks, turning a rosy colour, smiling shyly back up to his husband. Even though they had been married for a few years now, Phil still managed to make him blush often. They went back to snuggling back into the duvet together, lying beside each other. Both of them settled into comfortable silence.

A few minutes later

“Oh, you’ll never guess what Amelia asked me today. She asked if Archie, a boy in her class, could come round to play one day soon. Apparently, he wants to hang out with her!” Dan mentioned to his husband, smiling at the thought of his daughter making new friends.

“Oh my gosh! Is our Amelia going on her first playdate maybe?” Phil asked excitedly, shocked how quickly his little girl is growing up. He remembered when they first adopted her and she was too shy to speak to him or Dan and just hid in her bedroom. “I know, i can't believe it.” Dan said, smiling brightly. “I’m so happy we began our own little family, all ours. What would i have done if i didn't message you on twitter all those years ago?”

“We would have met at one point, we are meant to be.” Phil replied, looking back at his husband.

“Gosh, I love you.”

[endlesscryptid]

remember when dan used to indirect phil all the time on twitter same

[cuttingchai-deactivated20260528]

[dvp95]

let’s get better at commenting on fic together!

so if y’all are anything like me, then you’re familiar with the issue of commenting as a reader. you hate to type on your phone but you love to read on your phone; your attention span didn’t last long enough to retain any specific information to comment on; the fic is old and you don’t know if it’s worth it to leave a comment; you just don’t know what to say.

i can only really help with the last one, which is hopefully enough to get more of us hitting comment before we close the tab!

things you can write in the comment box:

a specific scene or line you liked - when i remember to, i copy and paste some lines that jump out at me, and when i don’t remember to, i’ll say something along the lines of “the party scene had me holding my breath!”

something non-specific that you liked - “your dialogue is so good!”, “you really made me fall in love with this character”, etc

how it made you feel - sad? happy? horny? let us know! (note: don’t tell us you’re horny if you’re underage, please, god, that’s so awkward)

what time it is - seriously, getting a comment that says “it’s five in the morning but i had to finish reading this” can be something so personal

simple adjectives - “this is so good!”, “this is hot as hell omg”, etc

emojis? - if you’re on your phone and don’t feel like typing something long, leaving a heart or a starry eyes or a fireworks emoji is still a way to say that you enjoyed the story!

lamenting the kudos button - “i wish i could leave this more kudos” is such a nice thing to say, and on chaptered fics there is the classic, “let me leave kudos on every chapter, ao3!!!!!” 

recommending it - let us know if you’re telling your friends about it! ask for a tumblr or twitter link if one isn’t provided!

things not to write in the comment box:

gendering the writer (especially if you don’t personally know them) - if i get called “miss daye” one more time i’m going to delete my entire archive and i know i’m not the only dysphoric writer on this site so please be more considerate. don’t say “great job sir/madam”, don’t do any of that weird shit.

“constructive criticism” - did the author ask? if not, try not to do this. it’s not helpful the way you think it is. they usually appreciate a typo being pointed out, but not if that’s your ONLY comment. also, reading 60k and only saying “this tiny detail you mentioned is out of character” and nothing else is just rude, even if you think it’s funny or helpful

actual hate - i can’t believe i have to say this but don’t use the comment box to bully people or tell them they’re bad at writing. please.

kudos is always, always appreciated, and so are bookmarks and reblogs/retweets, but you just can’t beat the rush of serotonin that comes from an email saying someone left a comment on your fic. it can take less than a minute of our time as readers and yet as a writer i come back to every single comment even months later to get a self-esteem boost. it’s motivating! it’s the BEST way to make sure someone will write more!

p.s. saying “i loved this”, “<3”, or even a keysmash still means the WORLD to your writers!!!!!!! that’s not an unoriginal or useless comment, it makes us happy every time!!!! 

[geneslovee]

happy birthday @amazingphil !! thanks for always being there ready to brighten up our days with your videos, our favorite plant boy 🌿🌿

[windhowell]

happy 34th birthday phil !!!! @amazingphil

[soyoudonthavetobebrave]

happy birthday @amazingphil 🥳🎈

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Parent!Phan With Multiple Children Masterlist

Arachnophobe - dramaticlester

Summary:

arachnophobe

/əˈraknəfəʊb/

noun 1. a person with an extreme or irrational fear of spiders.

One day, whilst babysitting his two children, Emily, 7, and Colby, 2, Dan encounters something that could ruin his day. Worst of all, he promised Phil he was going to be responsible this time

Chocolate swirls (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan tries to surprise Phil for his 33rd. He fails, as humans do, but ten years later he has luckily got two adorable little helpers at his side. And maybe that makes everything just a little better.

Family (ao3) - dannihowell (iguessicantry)

Summary: A night at Dan and Phil’s house. Their large family struggles at bedtime.

Go Ask Your Father (ao3) - dannihowell (iguessicantry)

Summary: The five times Dan happily said ‘Go ask your father,’ and the one time he didn’t.

happy birthday (ao3) -  danhoweiis, twoheadlights (fizzfic)

Summary: it’s the twins’ fifth birthday.

Lucky (ao3) - lilyxxxooo

Summary: Dan and Phil are at a Lester family party with their two children: Emily, 7 and Colby, 2. Phil spends the night twirling them both on the dance floor and Dan spends the night watching his husband and wondering how he got so lucky

Say What You Need to Say (ao3) - binchmarner

Summary: Dan and Phil moved to the Isle of Man after their close friend and surrogate Louise Pentland had given birth to twins, Deila Rose, and Edward “Teddy” James Howell (the fact that one baby became two had been a real shock to all three of them). They’d quickly decided that the city of London was too hectic for the new parents to settle down and have a family, and the Isle of Man was close enough to Phil’s parents so they could still pursue their YouTube careers, and Grampy and Grammy Lester were always happy to babysit.

The Firsts (ao3) - starryphilfics

Summary: This series follows a number of oneshots following dan and Phil parenting their kids and watching their firsts happen.

The Monster Bunch - Succubusphan

Summary: Omega Dan and Alpha Phil take their kids trick or treating.

Where’s Mine? (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: During a live show, Dan and Phil discuss the Disney World disaster that was their most recent holiday with their kids.

We’re Going To Disney World! - dxnhowell

Summary: A future fic where Dan and Phil are no longer youtubers. They’re married and have two kids named Kaden and Josh. Josh decides that he wants to go to Disney World for his birthday this year.

we’re parents now / phan oneshot (ao3) - fandompml

summary:  Dan and Phil have moved into their forever home, with their children. Phil’s got a new job, and their kids are starting new schools. It was more peace than they had felt for years. Basically where Dan and Phil are parents and great parents at that.

[starryphilfics]

where you at?

i’m back! sorry for not being active, i’ve been super busy with college and personal stuff but im back and i have a few fics planned (:

[starryphilfics]

do you have any recs for fics at the moment?

so many!! 

at the moment i’m loving foundations by @danisnopeonfire

also been loving If You Don’t Love Me, Pretend which is by @phantasticworks

[starryphilfics]

are you going to be uploading any more fics anytime soon?

keep an eye on my ao3 !! i may be up to something

[malldisc]

sir-

[malldisc]

he woke up and chose violence

[pinof]

phil confirmed he was the photographer for the dan lingerie wine selfie and said it was a very sexy pose

[danrifics]

not really a fan of this “dnp spending christmas alone is really cute uwu” narrative some of y’all got going on

[danrifics]

For people who still don’t get it

-The Isle of Man is closed, they have barely had a covid case since May. A major covid outbreak would devastate them and for their own safety only residents are allowed in (or people with a very valid reason).

- London is going into the next level of lockdown

- Phil’s dad is at high risk

- Cornelia is 9 month pregnant at 42 years old (yes her age is relevant here), which puts her at high risk (also in a non covid circumstance she wouldn’t be able to travel anyway) 

- we’re in a pandemic, this should have been able to be the first thing i said for this narrative to stop but clearly other things need explaining.

So please stop romanticising the narrative of being cut off from everyone during the holidays, its not some fanfic trope its real fucking life

[danrifics]

would now like to add to this list with Tier 4 meaning they literally can’t leave and where as before they possibly could have had christmas with martyn and cornelia they now can’t even do that. so if i see any of y’all trying to be cute i’ll call you out big time

[danrifics]

not really a fan of this “dnp spending christmas alone is really cute uwu” narrative some of y’all got going on

[danrifics]

For people who still don’t get it

-The Isle of Man is closed, they have barely had a covid case since May. A major covid outbreak would devastate them and for their own safety only residents are allowed in (or people with a very valid reason).

- London is going into the next level of lockdown

- Phil’s dad is at high risk

- Cornelia is 9 month pregnant at 42 years old (yes her age is relevant here), which puts her at high risk (also in a non covid circumstance she wouldn’t be able to travel anyway) 

- we’re in a pandemic, this should have been able to be the first thing i said for this narrative to stop but clearly other things need explaining.

So please stop romanticising the narrative of being cut off from everyone during the holidays, its not some fanfic trope its real fucking life

[babyboy-dan]

Shout out to the fic writers that struggle to get 25+ notes on their 2k+ word one-shots

Shout out to the fic writers that consistently put out fics and still don’t get many notes

Shout out to the fic writers that constantly mess up grammar and spelling simple words we all do that we’re human

Shout out to the fic writers who write beautifully sculpted, 50k+ word chaptered fics and don’t get any feedback (or again, many notes)

Shout out to the fic writers who are insecure about their writing and never get any feedback they think will help them improve their writing

Y’all fic writers are awesome and deserve so much recognition

[leeebo]

This one’s for the writers who get ignored.

This one’s for the writers who get a maximum of two notes, both of them reblogs by you.

This one’s for the writers who feel like giving up. (Don’t.)

This one’s for the writers who didn’t get any messages on the 21st. (or any other time)

This one’s for the writers who don’t get tagged.

This one’s for the writers who don’t get recommended. 

This one’s for the writers who have the courage to keep going even when you get little to no feedback.

This one’s for the writers who don’t get curious anons.

This one’s for the writers who write amazing things and get hate because of it.

This one’s for the writers who are learning English as a second language.

This one’s for you.

[pinof]

lockdown locks length how do we feel