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[starsignclaws]

BOO it’s Aries time bros

Aries toyhouse profile

[starsignclaws]

Dad, Dad!

Yeah?

I drew our family! *holds up his drawing proudly*

Is that me and Hugo holding hands?

Yep!

Aw, and you drew Siri and Raine-.. who is covered in blood as she holds a chainsaw.

Do you like it?

Love it! Very accurate to how Raine looks when she gets back from her job.

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Why is he staring at me like that?

Who?

Him! *points at a sheep* he’s weird in a bad way.

Aries, it’s just a sheep.

Well, sheep look weird and stupid.

Yeah, your father would agree with that.

*hisses whacks the sheep 3x for getting too close*

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OOC POST

Aries doesn’t like sheep they look weird to him

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CANNONBALL! *leaps onto Everest who is sitting down and lands on his stomach*

AGH!- *groans in pain*

You okay?

*groans again* Yep! Ow..

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OOC POST

I think Aries would gag every time he sees people being all lovey dovey and romantic with each other.

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Homophobic? People are scared of their own homes?

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*hiding behind Everest*

What’s wrong buddy?

That! *points at a dead rat* It’s staring into my soul..

*raises an eyebrow and picks it up* Yeah, that is kinda disgusting.

Put it down!

Aw, Aries it wants to give ya a little hug! *playfully starts moving it to Aries, who’s screaming*

Raine, quit that.

It’s gonna eat me alive!!

*fake gasp and playful smirk* You’re right! *still kinda dangling it towards him*

*screams and runs out of the room*

Great, now I have to deconstruct the rat fear so that he sleeps at night, thanks a lot Raine.

What? You found it funny when you were his age!

Well, when I was his age, our parents would also have knife fights, so..

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Hey dad, quick question.

What’s up?

Should I call Hugo dad as well?

I dunno, that’s for you and him to discuss.

One more thing.

Hm?

Can I have some chocolate?

No, it’s close to bedtime.

Aww man.

[glaceiver]

I think hugo would cry on the spot if someone called him dad 😭

[starsignclaws]

OOC: like in a good way or a bad way

[starsignclaws]

Hey dad, quick question.

What’s up?

Should I call Hugo dad as well?

I dunno, that’s for you and him to discuss.

One more thing.

Hm?

Can I have some chocolate?

No, it’s close to bedtime.

Aww man.

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OOC POST

Random fact about Aries species, they reproduce with zero sexual intercourse, they use magic. How does it work idk I forgot to write it down

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Excuse me, sir?

Hm?

Why do you have scars on your neck?

*dramatic tone* Once I fought against the cursed troll wizard.. he tried ripping out my eyeballs and making me eat them, but he couldn’t even get close enough to gouge ‘em before I slit his throat, feeling him claw at my neck, and before he had the time to actually hurt me enough, I ripped out his tongue and then pulled out his intestines right out of his stomach. Ever since that day, it’s been said his ghost is out there.. waiting for my return to get REVENGE!

Woah.. really?

Nah, I got the scars from sliding down some rocks as a kid.

Oh. Well, that’s kinda lame.

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*running in circles and screaming*

What’s are you doing?

I DRANK COFFEE!!

What?-

[starsignclaws]

Come over!

Oh- where are we going?

*totally subtle glance to Siri with a water balloon* Um.. around. *whispers* It’s a surprise.. do you like surprises?

I do?

Okay!

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*stares at a red laser pointer dot* So we meet again..

*holding the laser pointer and snickering*

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*munching on crayons* The red ones are the best.

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*running from the same spider he had a staring contest with and screaming* HE DOESNT TAKE LOSING VERY WELL! *hides behind Everest*