ryoma

kiri's future

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Have you tried having a rich Dad? It worked out wonderful for me. I think that would solve most of your problems...

You know, I had a dad once. He died. But thanks SO much for the advice

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I got you a dollar—oh you gotta be quicker than that!

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Ryoma-Kun, what's your favourite food? I'll make it for your birthday!

Obviously, everything!

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I bet you are an Otogakure spy, you smell like shedded snakeskin

fuck you.

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Why you like food so much? You got a crush on it?

Food is required for life. I like living. Simple enough

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You’re a sad strange little man

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You need a better haircut, yours isn’t fleek enough, your hairline needs a dab because your bangs are casting some serious shade on your forehead, maybe make the hairs say yolo and swag those locks into some real trill ya dig

Oh, I’m sorry!! Unlike some people, I can’t afford a better freaking haircut!! I have to cut it myself with this shitty kunai Kiyen THREW at my head!!

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What does your heroic pose look like?

[the-real-kage]

Pick a song from Hamilton to be your new theme song! ;)

i am not throwin’ away my shot.

i am not throwin’ away my shot.

i’m just like my country: i’m young, scrappy, and hungry. and i’m not throwin’ away my shot!!

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Rise up! When you're living on your knees, you rise up! Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up! Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up!

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Are you secretly from Kumo?

What’s that supposed to mean!?! No, I’m not from freaking Kumo! I’m way too badass to be from that shithole!

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You think you will be a candidate for one of the Seven swords?

Obviously yes. It’s not like there are many viable options here. What are they gonna do, give that bastard Kiyen another sword? Yeah right! He doesn’t need more of a reason to be an ass! And I’m pretty sure Riku-sama likes me more anyways, how couldn’t he?

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You heard of any other genin in other villages?

Genin in other villages? Nope! Why would I care about those losers?

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Kiyen and Kagerou’s Red Robin wedding

@ the-real-kage @kurata-kiyen

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Kiyen, Kagerou, Ruri. Between the three Pick a person for a lacky, to befriend, and marry.

Oh, that’s easy! Marry Kagerou. Because she’s beautiful, kind and buys me food. Enslave Kiyen ‘cause he’s mean and deserves some serious payback. And befriend Ruri. I guess she isn’t that bad.

[catastrophy-cat]

Favorite Touken Ranbu swords 5/?

大倶利伽羅 Ookurikara - The boy with the dragon tattoo

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You think I got looks now? Just you wait ladies!? I’m gonna be hot as fuck one day!

@ kiku @ tamami @ asuna

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list as many good things about bo as you can. go!!

Ah... Well, he’s nice? Although, I don’t know what he’s saying half the time... And his smile kind of scares the shit out of me. Seriously, half the time when I look at the guy I think he’s about to fall to pieces. But he doesn’t talk back much. And he seems like he could be a potential accomplice one day. I wonder if I can teach him to pickpockets?

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why do you hate kiyen so much?

...When Kagerou isn’t looking he glares at me and says mean things to me. He takes me into the back alley and beats me up for my lunch money. And he’s constantly trying to keep me from being fed. There’s a reason I’m starving in Kiri and it’s all on this bitch