Danke Darren

So this blog hasn't been touched in over five years but I'm just gonna leave this here anyway for historic purposes. Kai-they/them-23-New Jersey- LeakyCon Attendee 2012, 2013, 2014- The Pencil from Chris Colfer signings- Spit on by Darren Criss, remembered by DC, I have his words permanently etched into my skin, he called it badass- Also he touched my head. These are the only moments in my life...

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[thiccgamergothgf-deactivated202]

“ur not a real couple if u dont argue everyday”

???? no???

thats really unhealthy???

[beggars-opera]

Do you ever get a wave of nostalgia for a hyperfixation that’s never coming back with the same sort of melancholy with which you mourn a lost childhood friend

[beggars-opera]

Like “you consumed my every waking moment for six entire months, and now I haven’t thought about you in years…I miss that passion”

[weheartchrisevans]

[larry-and-flower-crowns]

going back to 2012 when the avengers had sleepovers in stark tower and thor was obsessed with pop tarts and everyone was alive ya’ll want anything? 

[samann9898]

Some person: are you really gonna get Disney+ just for the Falcon and Winter Soldier show?

Me:

[betterbemeta]

C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but the only AI package he could find was one somebody threw out for being too fussy. The combination of tweaking to give him a worried/caring personality makes him constantly anxious. A protocol droid comes with a fair amount of language packages, but why stop there? Somebody threw out like, three different galactic language dictionaries because they weren’t the recent edition. Just load ‘em all up. all of them, even the packs that contain things like ewok and a thousand variants of different manufacturers’ droid codecs. don’t add half the other requirements most legal protocol droids have included at the factory like emergency wipe protocols or shutdown failsafes, or programmed obsolescence. Build that sucker out of non-commercial materials that are already over a hundred years old and still good, tweak it to withstand tatooine of all places.

so now you have this droid that is over thirty years old and it could never be obsolete because it was never manufactured by anybody but a kid on a sand ball somewhere, it’s never running down because it was built to last on tatooine and there’s nothing programmed in to try and urge you to buy the latest model because there is no latest model. 3P0 is simultaneously totally useless yet hyper functional because he was not made according to any specs except “the best most toughest things possible to help my mom for a long long time on a hot desert planet”

[whoopsrobots]

Invincible multilingual anxiety bot here to wreck your capitalist droid ideals

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

Attend the tale of Gunilla Ulfstadder.

[swan2swan]

Stop.

[swan2swan]

[snowqueenofmyheart]

[mam-te-moc]

Harold…

[pascalation]

marvel dudebros: girls only watch marvel movies for the hot shirtless men

why girls acually watch marvel movies:

[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jakemorph]

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

brooklyn (19)99

[paristexaz]

this is too real

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[ageofultron]

my body literally cannot contain the massive amount of love i have for bucky barnes

[saradanversrogers]

A mood:

[yeehawlw]

scoping out if it’s safe to come out to someone

[ipromiseimreal]

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard