its my fuckin 20th birthday
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its my fuckin 20th birthday
Why don't you post on sinsta anymore? I miss you dearly 😭
ive been working everyday and it just hasnt been a priority im sorry my dear
if you think addiction is a choice you are an ignorant, close minded piece of garbage that has obviously not experienced any sort of "problem" other than what fucking car they want their parents to buy them because obviously their lives are great and if someone else's isnt well GOSH FUCKIN DARNIT THAT MUST MEAN THAT PERSON IS JUST PLAIN STUPID HUH
ITS LITERALLY 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I AM SEETHING OVER THE SHEER STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE OF THE HUMAN RACE LIKE IF I COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE "hm maybe ill just stop being addicted to pills right now!!!" IT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME FROM 6 YEARS OF HELL SO IF SOMEONE CAN TEACH ME HOW TO JUST MAKE MY PROBLEMS GO POOF THEN FUCKING PLEASE DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE A GOOD MAGIC TRICK MY LORD I CANT BREATHE
if it wasnt for fried chicken and memes i would be a hermit no doubt
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hopefully poland
DO we have to pay to follow your instagram?
no, i just decide who gets to follow me and who doesnt
IT IS NOT EVEN 7 AM AND IM DRINKING
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just something i thought of at 4 in the morning when i couldnt stop thinking about how you hurt me (sorry for my whiteness)
PSA: stop putting time limits on your goals. It’s not too late. Ur not too old. You didn’t miss your chance. Ur exactly where ur meant to be. You still have time. You still can do it! So go buddy. I’m rooting for yaaa!!!
im attempting to learn polish but THIS SHIT IS HARD I CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH SOMETIMES
I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would bring it filled with chocolate milk and then fill it up with Coca-Cola and Sprite during lunch. He’d buy a can of each and mix them together. Like I said, it was a large bottle.
I didn’t know the kid that well and I didn’t have any classes with him so I never really talked to him that much. I knew his name. His name was Kevin. Sometimes I’d see him at parties on the weekends. He still had his baby bottle. He would fill it with beer and rum.
He dated my sister’s friend, Emily, for a little while. I had known Emily for a long time. She had been a friend of my sister’s since they were five or six. They were really good friends. She spent a lot of time at our house for sleepovers and stuff. Sometimes she would pee the bed, but I never made fun of her for it. I think most older brothers would have loved the opportunity to make fun of their sister’s friend for peeing the bed and I think she really appreciated that I never mentioned it even though I definitely knew about it because after the sixth or seventh time, my parents started paying me to clean everything up instead of having to do it themselves.
I asked Emily why Kevin only ever drank out of a baby bottle and she said that she didn’t know. They had only been dating for a very short time at that point and she didn’t want to bring it up and offend him or anything. I asked her to tell me if she ever found out. They broke up right after that and I kind of forgot about it because Kevin stopped going to school. I don’t know if he transferred or dropped out, but I never saw him at lunch or any parties after that.
I hadn’t thought about him in a long time, but Emily happened to mention him while she was over at our house recently and I immediately remembered the baby bottle thing.
“Did you ever find out why he drank out of that bottle?” I asked.
“Oh yeah, he told me why,” Emily said. “He used it because he heard that babies that drink out of bottles for too long or drink sweet drinks out of them get really bad teeth problems. He wanted all of his teeth to go bad so that they would fall out and he would be able to fit a softball in his mouth. He said that he wanted to have the world record for being the first person to be able to put a whole softball in his mouth and he wouldn’t be able to do that with all of those teeth in the way.”
What the fuck did I just read
So I take it that's a no go lol
correct
Would you and your man be interested in swinging? Get a hotel room and some drank and bud and Molly molll
fuck off
being an adult is stupid but at least i have beer