Only god can Judge Me

Madison / 18 / Boulder, CO

[theaestheticgiraffe]

ENTP, Sagittarius sun, Cancer Moon, Scorpio Venus, Slytherin

requested by anon

[cssdy]

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

[babedur]

if (eggs==true){   bring.milk(12) }

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[thesadghostclub]

[thesadghostclub]

Cats land on their feet… So will you <3

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[pluginduck]

me welcoming you into my disgusting room: and this is my depression crevice

[marvellegends]

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

[kuulam]

[frauleinninja]

this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site

[orangevelvetspacequeen]

Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it’s in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That’s right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can’t even remember where I put my damn phone.  

[sergiosblog]

THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

[dashaibo]

Insects are fucking scary.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Im upset that they become soup

[thetattedstoner]

Ew

[jaykahlid]

Wtf

[goldnpoc]

So pretty much they bake themselves again in an oven nest? That shit cray.

[micdotcom]

[pure]

rich people must be hooked up to their own supercomputer mega consciousness network cuz i heard NOTHING about fyre festival till it turned out to be a scam

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2015]

I once tried to explain depression to someone as like if one day you gradually started to lose both your sense of taste and your ability to feel full. And you don’t know why, but now everything you eat tastes like mashed potatoes and nothing you eat is satisfying. You keep eating because you must eat to live, but the effort that it takes to prepare food is taxing and there is no pay off. You just know it will taste like mashed potatoes. You just know you will still be hungry. So you stop bothering with seasonings. Then you stop bothering to use ingredients you used to like. Then you start to wonder what the point of eating is because there is no payoff. You still feel hungry and you’re sick of the taste and you don’t know if you will ever enjoy food again and you don’t know why this is happening.

If someone comes up to you in this scenario and says, “Well have you tried spicing your food? Using different ingredients? Eating foods you used to love?” It isn’t necessarily helpful because the reason you stopped doing all that in the first place is that everything…tasted…like mashed…potatoes.

[ladyjanelly]

This. Completely this.

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[bogleech]

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

[durpacerangerrogjro]

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

[sammax88]

The Star Wars fights

[drmottershead]

Bill Potts S10

↳ 10x02 Smile

Two portions, one portion. Is there gonna be food sexism even in the future? Is this bloke utopia?

[gentlesharks]

agruragharg hagh  mmMM mm tummy rub 

MM MM A HAGA HAH AHGAGAG

[witdiseased]

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens