YOU ARE THE REASON

Janaina Medeiros

@theartofmadeline
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@steakgarnishedwithchild
he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states
This is great!!
parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents
everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”
no
your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way
they were wrong and you should say it
This includes implied ugliness.
you need to lose weight
you’ll attract more boys if
you’re wearing that?
i wouldn’t wear that
this will flatter you more
you should wear more makeup
the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum
And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle
someone do a graph
you rang?
I couldn’t resist
This is the science I’m here for
She gets it.
Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
“lol is everything offensive these days?”
i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine
God SAME.
It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”
And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.
Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch
I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.
Why do you hate Jesus
Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.
bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me
the reviews are in
easily a post you've made
this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life
I’m beautiful, sexy, and powerful because I haven’t seen that video of celebrities singing Imagine
BIG HERO 6 (2014) dir. Don Hall Suggested by @hafanforever
We all do this at least once a night
Support bisexuals. And by that I mean financially support bisexuals. Give us all your money.