Steal These Tips

Tips and tricks for a lifting life

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Visiting America for the first time

Wow it’s easy af to steal here. You don’t have cameras as much as in the UK and not everything is tagged.

I’m at Disneyland and I’ve got so much free stuff. Keyrings, pins, Little ornaments, those cute little bracelet charms. If it’s small enough to palm in your hand then just take it.

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There’s nothing wrong with taking a break

I know that I’ve been a bit quiet recently, it’s a combination of things.

1. I’ve not been going out as much over winter, so I’ve been stealing less.

2. My YouTube career is blowing up right now.

I just hit 10k subscribers which is pretty good considering that I’m a niche vlogger in a over crowded area. There’s lots of people doing what I do, so getting noticed is pretty good so I’ve been putting in full time hours to making my YouTube really successful.

It has nothing to do with shoplifting though, so I won’t link it here. But fuck it, because it would be hilarious to see if it got me new subscribers. I will tell you that I do videos on exotic pets.

So that’s why I’ve been posting less this year. But it’s getting into the spring/summer weather so it’s a better time of year for thievery.

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https://youtu.be/oUDo8WwkFoI

Shoplifters & Proud

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Heist at Primark

This is how it went down. I browsed the jeans, grabbed two sizes. Then got a T-shirt I liked and a cheap top.

I took everything to the changing room which was busy. I got a coded tag to say how many items I had and went to try on the clothes.

I removed all T-shirt tags and stuffed them in the jeans pocket. The shirt went into a roll in my bra, totally hidden by layers of clothing.

I carried the clothes out, jeans - top - jeans, handed over the key and the jeans I knew wouldn’t fit and then walked out straight to the tills

Paid £8 for the jeans £2.50 for the top. The T-shirt was free.

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Security is lax again so stealing is back on

Christmas and January usually are times of heightened security in retail areas so I tend to back off at this time and only make small thefts.

Now the sales are over and they’ve relaxed a bit I am back to stealing and have some new stuff.

I love the winter months because I can use gloves and coats for concealing which helped me get some free badges and pins from Waterstones yesterday and today in the supermarket I helped myself to a couple of new tops by hiding them under my clothes in the changing rooms.

So my magpies, take advantage of the use of layers while you can.

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Hello Magpies

I’ve been taking a mental health break recently.

But I’ve been on a heavy stealing spree. I’ve been stealing money from people I know until I had enough to buy a new PlayStation. The first game I bought for it was Thief.

I was just going through a mental checklist of everything I’d stolen recently. I usually take a break from shoplifting over the Christmas period due to heightened security, but there are plenty of other places to steal from.

I helped myself to a thick wad of prescription sheets from the doctors recently. So probably going to have fun with those.

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Don’t pay for stickers

Shove them in a magazine with all the crap they put in there.

[yayroos]

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th

Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad

Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion

Come back on the 18th and check in

Don’t:

Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)

Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.

Open the app or website (including specific blogs)

Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)

Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

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Pillowfort may possibly be the new tumblr

Waiting on my friend to report what it’s like since tumblr is about to die.

[fire-the-hylian]

Tumblr, December 18th 2018

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Tumblr death announcement

So tumblr is banning adult content. This account is marked as explicit due to me swearing a lot, but idk if that counts.

Anyway I set up a side blog http://sttpa.tumblr.com this is incase this one gets taken down. It’s simply a placeholder so I can post an update as to where I’ll be moving my blog to.

If you want to keep reading this blog if it has to move off site, I suggest going and following that blog as that’s where I’ll post information if the worst happens.

I’ll be honest, without porn I don’t see the reason for tumblr existing.

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I appreciate the invite...

I love you little magpies, but for reasons I thought were obvious I cannot accept your invitation to your discord group/Facebook group/YouTube channel.

But always happy to help through good old tumblr.

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Guys, again, I am British!

Like for realsies I don’t mind you lot hitting me up and being like, ‘I need to lift from USAONLYSTORE’ - but if you’re gonna do it, give me the bloody details!

Most of your shops are different to ours, but if you’re talking about a specific store, I need you to be specific.

Por ejemplo, unless you are talking about a shop I have actually set foot in, I am unlikely to know what is in the shop.

Unless the shops name is something like “CHEAP CHEESE AND CRACKERS” - I may not know what they sell or the value of the items.

So, if you’re thinking about a particular shop, or incident, and want to talk it through, I want y’all to start filling in this form:

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Reason for contact: Advice/Opinion/shitpost/telling you off for using tags

Problem?:

(E.g I think I got caught lifting and I don’t know what to do/how often should I hit this store/look at my haul, fam/stop using tags)

Details:

(Explains however you want but if it’s about a specific venue, also fill in the below)

Store info

Name:

Products/services:

Typical clientele:

Location: (mall? High street? Corner shop? Out of town complex?)

Time of day:

Staff details:

Cameras:

External cameras:

Parking: (as in where, how long, how close, etc)

Haul:

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Now. Someone tell me how to pin a post on the app. I’m too lazy to google right now.

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Bloody thieves

Right now I’m on a bit of a lifting break. My local shopping centre has had a crime wave, over the past month or so 17 different places have been broken into during the night and had money and valuables taken.

They’ve smashed in windows and doors to break in and made off with very little. But now every single place now has a security guard and they’ve upped their cctv so it’s made local lifting impossible. Have to wait until I’m out of town.

It’s really bloody annoying.

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Checklist for lifting

Hello, my lovely Magpies. I decided to make you a checklist to go through when you’re assessing a place for lifting. Copy and paste it into your phone for when you’re scoping a place out.

Remember you should do a full check of the place before you do any lifting. Don’t take unnecessary risks.

• check for external building cameras. If they have them, don’t park anywhere in view of them. Treat every camera you can see like it can see you.

• check internal cameras. Are they in the ceiling, are they shelf level, how good a view do they get of you?

• how many staff are on the floor? Are they paying attention? Are they busy?

• Do they have their own security?

• Do they have alarms?

• how clear is the exit?

• are you being watched? Are you wearing anything distinctive?

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Unrelated to lifting

How can I still remember all the words to the song, ‘Alex Mack wears a hat’ - despite it probably being 20 years since I heard it, but I can never remember the difference between nouns, verbs and adjectives?

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I’ve switched to this Burglar-Daria looking avatar, I like its vibe.