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Good morning, mon ami. Is there anything you'd be interested in? M!A STATUS - NONE

[soldierofstrings-blog]

Zacharie grins while wearing his cat mask, walking up to Celeste. "Having fun with all of these cats? I am! Miaou~!"

Celeste blinked multiple times and rubbed her eyes just to check if she was seeing things right. “Z-Zacharie…?? You’re…you’re wearin’ your cat mask?” Oh what a pleasant surprise. She giggled. “I suppose so. Though I’ve got NOOOO idea how to take care of all these cats…” Helplessly, she glanced back at the various cats by her feet and sweatdropped.

[steampunkmerchant]

"I could help. After all, aren't I a cat as well?" He chuckled, gently picking up a cat and holding it near him. The cat mewed at him.

[pissedoffandontheclock-blog]

FUCK IT. I'LL MAKE CAT SOUP.

COME HERE, YOU FURRY BASTARDS. YOU AIN’T GONNA PISS ON MY COATS THIS TIME!

[steampunkmerchant]

"Now, now. Is this really a way to behave toward such adorable creatures?"

[pissedoffandontheclock-blog]

"ONE MAN’S PET IS ANOTHER MAN’S PLAT PRINCIPAL."

[steampunkmerchant]

"I can't believe I have to say it this way. Bad Dedan. No eating the furry animals."

[neon-player]

"SO MANY KITTIES AROUND OOOH!!! SO CUTE!! I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL!!"

[steampunkmerchant]

"Ha ha ha ha, I know~! They are everywhere!" He taps his cat mask. "Alas, even I am a cat!"

[neon-player]

"Heheh cuuute!! I want to pet all the soft pretty kitties! Hehe" She makes petting motions with her hands. "By the way! You look super rad dude! Hehe My names Bee, nice ta meetcha pal!"

[steampunkmerchant]

"Pleasure to meet you as well, Bee. Also, thank you! I made the mask myself."

[neon-player]

"AWESOME DUDE! So your a cat too? Can I pet you? hahahaha"

[steampunkmerchant]

"Would you like to try?" He laughed, raising an eyebrow from underneath his mask.

[neon-player]

"SO MANY KITTIES AROUND OOOH!!! SO CUTE!! I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL!!"

[steampunkmerchant]

"Ha ha ha ha, I know~! They are everywhere!" He taps his cat mask. "Alas, even I am a cat!"

[neon-player]

"Heheh cuuute!! I want to pet all the soft pretty kitties! Hehe" She makes petting motions with her hands. "By the way! You look super rad dude! Hehe My names Bee, nice ta meetcha pal!"

[steampunkmerchant]

"Pleasure to meet you as well, Bee. Also, thank you! I made the mask myself."

[freres-marchand-deactivated2016]

He is wearing his cat mask. "Dear alternate, oh what did you do to be /clawed/ into such a fate?" He chuckled. Dear god, puns.

"Now why don’t mew try to take some effurt into making these cat puns?" The neko merchant queried. "Besides, you’re just jealous that I’m surrounded by more cats."

[steampunkmerchant]

"Ah, yes, I envy you and your feline friends. I'm so sad that I just can't join you and your buddies."

[neon-player]

"SO MANY KITTIES AROUND OOOH!!! SO CUTE!! I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL!!"

[steampunkmerchant]

"Ha ha ha ha, I know~! They are everywhere!" He taps his cat mask. "Alas, even I am a cat!"

[pissedoffandontheclock-blog]

FUCK IT. I'LL MAKE CAT SOUP.

COME HERE, YOU FURRY BASTARDS. YOU AIN’T GONNA PISS ON MY COATS THIS TIME!

[steampunkmerchant]

"Now, now. Is this really a way to behave toward such adorable creatures?"

[steampunkmerchant]

"So many cats!

I can be a cat too, you know."

He puts on his cat mask.

"Miaou!"

[ask-mademoiselle-batteur-deacti]

(dances on my grave cause I never gonna do this well again)

[steampunkmerchant]

(( *coughscelestecoughs* XD ))

Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 (( kinda hard to be badass when you barely reach fingertip length to him ))How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/in-freaking-finity

[taste-your-lips-allow-deactivat]

Send me a character name and i'll name...

[steampunkmerchant]

Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

[soldierofstrings-blog]

(( gestures at my Zacharie muse owo ))

Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
Love for the Character: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
Badassness level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
How upset I’d be if the char got killed off: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/100000000000000000000

[depressintrovert-deactivated201]

Reblog this if you are a OFF RP/Related, doesn't matter who you are or what as long as you are related to the off fandom

[steampunkmerchant]

"Ah.. Good evening!! My name's Taylor, and.. Well I was wondering if you possibly sold any books..?" She said, with a shy smile. (Oh my god. Your blog is simply gorgeous... Thank you so much for following me!)

(( aaaaa thank you! ;w; ))

He glanced over at the girl and smiled kindly from under his mask. “Good evening, mon ami. I do have a wide variety of books, if you’d like to browse.”

[steampunkmerchant]

"I can help with that, you know. For a price. Ha ha ha ha."

[ask-mademoiselle-batteur-deacti]

"I don’t believe you. Though you are capable of breaking the fourth wall and such, but to mess with the Code itself is just unspeakable. However, I suppose I shall give you a chance..how much?"

[steampunkmerchant]

"I can not allow you to travel on your own, not even I can accomplish that. However, I can act as a 'chauffeur', if it may be called that, and bring you to wherever you need to be myself. It will cost twenty credits every time you need to be brought somewhere, mon ami."

[depressintrovert-deactivated201]

"Hey there."

[steampunkmerchant]

"Good evening, mon ami."

[steampunkmerchant]

"Have fun with that, Batteur." He chuckled slightly.

[ask-mademoiselle-batteur-deacti]

"It’s a shame that I can’t actually leave my file."

[steampunkmerchant]

"I can help with that, you know. For a price. Ha ha ha ha."