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Vibe with me.

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

rebels-cairn

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

aureliagaming

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

squinkarific

i've found it, my favorite dungeon meshi panel

devmoth

nedlittle

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

doyoulovethewayzeylily

does anyone know how to talk to girls

combataromantic-deactivated2026

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

combataromantic-deactivated2026

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

sycamorality

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

thememedaddy

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

oneheadtoanother

popbubblepngs

baby lego hotdog

maykitz

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"