Tomateyes
watercolor, colored pencil, and digital animation.
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Tomateyes
watercolor, colored pencil, and digital animation.
paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast
Ulysses and the Sirens by John William Waterhouse
looks reasonably secure, he’s probably not going anywhere. waterhouse always comes through. 10/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Herbert James Draper
you’ve allowed too much freedom of movement for his sexy arms!!! he’s aboutta BUST through the ropes and join the choir invisible!!! but i do love the crewmate to the left with the king-wrangling job. i bet that’s eurylochus. 6/10
Odysseus and the Sirens by Alexander Bruckmann
they’re pretending to ask for advice on building wooden horses, and when he jumps overboard to mansplain, that little wristlet is not gonna stop him. 0/10
Ulysses and Sirens by Pablo Picasso
this ulysses is forever trapped in flatland. he will not jump overboard. he knows there is no true escape with the sirens, not really. 7/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Léon Belly
in 3 minutes this mans is going to be dragging behind the boat like a jet ski. 1/10, there must have been a thought process at least
Odysseus and the sirens (stamnos, Greek artifact in the British museum)
rope to naked flesh ratio is so funny here but you can’t listen to the forbidden song of the sirens if you ain’t cute <3 9/10
The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty
i’m sorry, i hate this. what?
fish women want him for his thick ass. only ropes around here are the ones he pulls in the gym. 0/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Marie-François Firmin-Girard
finally…. a socially distanced ulysses. you did it boys. can’t sink this bad boy. 100/10
2025.05.31
Brainhorse contains multitudes
2025.05.11
Cthulhu by Prophetharm
KaZaA.com August 2002
she’s right
that’s her. the Task Manager
Sad Bastard Expectations
It's 2025, and we're sadder than ever!
Maybe it's time for a Sad Bastard Cookbook sequel? Maybe a spin-off for parents of small children? Maybe both?
I'm new here. What's a Sad Bastard Cookbook?
Glad you asked! We wrote a cookbook full of judgement-free recipes you can make when you're suffering from mental illness, physical disability, poverty, or anything else late-stage capitalism throws up that makes basic self-care feel impossible. Some of the recipes were our own, some we collected from the community.
The ebook is free--you can download a copy here if you wanna check it out.
I'm a community! Or at least, a Person! Can I contribute my recipe for survival food?
YES PLEASE.
If you have a survival recipe that you make for yourself, or to feed a baby, toddler, or small child, please share that recipe here.
I’m a fan of the original Sad Bastard Cookbook—when will the new ones be here?
We really have no idea. We’re in the very early planning and writing stages of the two projects, but when we have more information, you’ll probably see it here first!
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petroglyph from the Ulytau mountains
making a mess
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
-Max Weber
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