"Oh no, please do go on. You come to nag at me about my lack of social life, too? Uh… Maybe? A bit?”
"I think I feel tan, but really I'm just freckled. Curse of an Irishman."
"No, no, I'm just fine leaving that where it is."

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@steptothelight
"Oh no, please do go on. You come to nag at me about my lack of social life, too? Uh… Maybe? A bit?”
"I think I feel tan, but really I'm just freckled. Curse of an Irishman."
"No, no, I'm just fine leaving that where it is."
"Worth it for her reactions. An yours, this time ‘round. What, you don’t like being worried?”
"Just wait ‘til I get Sunny in on it so she doesn’t answer her phone and I don’t drop the act."
"There will be blood, next time. And none of it will be mine, that's a promise."
"Oh, it was a turbulent evening, of course…filled with strapping young men and nubile vixens engaging in all forms of filth and debauchery over a bit of bubbly."
"You know, the usual. How was not being at the opening?"
"Very enjoyable in every way except for the fact that you were there and I...was not."
Did not realize it was so late, need to go clean up, will be back in about 30.
"Can’t. Gotta work. All the time. Thank you, though."
".....C'mon. You have to have earned some vacation time by now, right?"
"…’No one’ is an odd sort of pet name, but I’ll play along…"
"You know you're the exception, no one. How was the gallery opening?"
"Oh."
"One day, I’ll get to do that again."
"Do it now before travel costs get ridiculously high, I say. Lewis might have extra frequent flyer miles, want me to check?"
"Still doesn’t concern you. Someday, you’ll learn to mind your own business."
"Hm. The beach sounds lovely. Feel better? Than…when you did when you left, or whatever it is vacations are supposed to do to you?"
"And that will be the day you...well, something. I feel....tan. Do I look tan?"
"—Well, I suppose it was the only not-crazy reason in regards to why you were staring. That, or you want to eat me in a way that’s far less pleasant for me than for you. …Or contrary-wise, I’ve been watching too much Hannibal.”
"Staring at you, eh? Is that what you thought was happening there? You have a sense of humor to go along with that averagely handsome face."
"Well, you’re alive. So that’s a plus. What were you doing, anyway, if I’m allowed to ask?"
"I was busy reminding myself that sun and heat do still exist outside of New York."
"C’mon, we were just screwing around. You know how it is. One second, she was fine, right? And then next-
-and the next, she was still fine, same as she is now, but that’s whatcha get for ditching us all.”
"Times like this, I can understand why Elsa spends half her time being put out with you. Don't fuck with me like that again, ye little shite."
"It’s okay. I know I’m devilishly handsome.”
"You're not too shabby looking, I guess. Rather proud of yerself, though."
captain-jhawkins replied to your post: “I don’t think you understaaaaand. Graham is about to either stab Jim...”:
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I make no promises.
"Are you kidding? Have you even checked your phone? I thought you were dead."
"I didn't have service? At least, I don't think I did, I never really looked."
"Look, first off, you really can’t blame me, alright? I tried to talk her out of it, and you know how well that goes over.”
"............."
[eyes are bulging, face is turning a lovely shade of puce underneath that facial hair.]
"You've got two seconds."
I don't think you understaaaaand.
Graham is about to either stab Jim in the eye or strangle him or have a panic attack or SOMETHING because the thought of anything bad happening to Sunny because he's totally in love with her is killing him and if Jim is just screwing around....
"I didn’t say— Oh, shut up.”
"Nothing that concerns you. What about you? Encounter anything on your travels that I should be aware of?"
"See, you tell me it doesn't concern me and that makes me want to know even more."
"All I did was go to the beach. Nothing special."