I LOVE OLD MEN

I LOVE OLD MEN DAMMIT I LOVE OLD MEN

[sterling-starshine]

Hello! Welcome to my hell hole!

I’m Dexter/Tokay/Gator/Sterling

He/They/Chirp/Chirps

Avestix and Tilegender

I’m in so many fandoms that I don’t wanna name, I’m a self taught artist of like 7(?) years. But mostly spooky month! And Pokémon

You can repost my art, but with credit please

I like the attention

I’m always open to art requests, within limits (no flat out nsfw please) I love making friends!

I am a minor

I’m also a therian! I’m literally just a shoebill stork I’m a birdie :3. (My other theriotypes include Golden Tiger, and just canines in general)

Racists, Maps, Homophobes,proshippers, zionists, transphobes, terfs, etc, DNI. Go away I don’t want you here

My ask/rp blogs:

@housebound-hermit Corduroy O’dile

@worlds-sexiest-80yrold Albert E Gator

@doc-williams Nilly Williams

@gamerbatz Lizzy Alberich

@carrion-walters Carrion Walters

@child-of-the-deep Sunspot Tilden

@marbles-crunch-crunch Lex Marie

@stars-and-eyes Eyes of the Universe

@joyful-jophiel Jophiel

@barbs-bites Barb Velseb

@number1-mayor Mayor Evermore

@allegory-robotics The Allegory Robotics team

@family-forever-askblog Sitcom!AU for numerous of my ocs

@want-to-see-the-sun Síofra

@little-lady-luck Mallory Malomen

@ask-the-westernau Spooky Month Western AU Askblog

Graphic by @carn-evil

[sp1derc1der]

Ugly babies if they met when they was babies

Ohh so yucky and babby!!

[sterling-starshine]

My two weird fleshy sons. Ugly and Yucky. They are going to be squished.

[sterling-starshine]

I wonder what a babby weredragon Maxie would look like

Ugly as fuck. Put him in a box and ship him away

[dogpuppy]

[x3daffo]

daily affirmations:

it's okay if i get a detail wrong about my f/o

it's okay if i mischaracterize my f/o a little bit

nobody's going to be mad at me

nobody's going to kill me for being wrong

selfshipping is meant to be fun

[aysheaart]

I have an earth-shaking revelation

[amberpokespegooner]

what Blaise was doing those 4 years after the rs arc (I can’t draw ignore how he looks)

[sp1derc1der]

It just occurred to me I haven’t shown you my awesome evil lady who can become an awesome fucking sphinx, yet

I saw your awesome evil sphinx lady on Artfight a couple days ago!

[sterling-starshine]

MY LADY!!! Myyyy lady

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[sterling-starshine]

With my new awesome name change— everyone picture my persona but the star earrings are just slightly bigger, okay?

[sterling-starshine]

Ok everyone lock the hell in. Dexter username change is happening for real. RIGHT now.

[ariadosage]

Oras Maxie misunderstands things because he takes everything literally

Rse Maxie misunderstands things on purpose for the sake of pissing you off Pokespe Maxie misunderstands things because hes drunk and probably not listening

[laserwalnut]

Am I weird or I'm Not Even Gonna Say It.

[infertilityidol]

[sp1derc1der]

A yucky…

Oh my godddd a yucky…

He looks like a weird Koopa from the Mario franchise. “Bah bah”-lookin’ ass

[sterling-starshine]

NO ONE STOMP ON HIM PLEASE!!!!!!!

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er