wat

back from the dead

[whitepeopletwitter]

[arirna]

[cd0wq]

had to do it

[ormymarius]

Morpheus in the comics: the most stoic being ever

Morpheus in the show:

[fanbynature]

Death:🔆😀🌈🌷eating her apple happily 🍎✨😊 🌼

Dream: ★⋆ 🕷️🔪🕯️  𝐸𝓂☹︎ moping mode on ⛓️🕸️ 🥀

[elirluna]

tshirt that says "IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U"

[1liv]

“No. Look at you, walking this Earth for over a century infecting others with your joy of death, but what have you given them? What have you wrought? Nothing. Just something else for people to be afraid of. That is all.”

[kimdokjas]

“I made this world once, Lucienne, I will make it again.”

[terribletinkereroftaldorei]

→ Sandman 1x06:

You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, pathetic excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any other plane.

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

I wish my sleep paralysis demon was this hot.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jessebloom]

[chewbacca]

The Office (2005–2013) 

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[bob-belcher]

What are you wearing? What? What’s wrong with it? Honey, you are fighting for your future in front of a disciplinary committee, not entertaining the Secret Service. MODERN FAMILY (2009-2020)

[backwards-into-hell]

*has slightly stable relationship*

[musebylexa]

brain: ruin it

me: why

brain: you gotta

[pleatedjeans]