Tavish's wee corner

Tavish DeGroot, merc and tormentor of the Badlands! He/him, pan

[stickybombblastin]

aw bloody hell, the chickens

[scottishtwitter]

[yflyu-archives]

Demoman from Team Fortress 2 loves you unconditionally!!!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[stickybombblastin]

had t try an explain uno ta janey th other day, still havenae change me profile pic oops (feat @blu-gamengineering​)

[stickybombblastin]

I’m gonna letcha in on a wee lil secret, most everyone here is puttin’ on a show. Y’have t tae fight, honestly. Almost every job comes with it. It doesnae make ye a liar, it doesnae make ye bad. Humans are all multi-faceted lil buggers just tryna make it on this earth. Jus letchyurself be and live. It’s okay.

[stickybombblastin]

I cannae even tell if this makes any sense I’m lookin at me phone through a bottle o scotch eheh

[stickybombblastin]

I’m gonna letcha in on a wee lil secret, most everyone here is puttin’ on a show. Y’have t tae fight, honestly. Almost every job comes with it. It doesnae make ye a liar, it doesnae make ye bad. Humans are all multi-faceted lil buggers just tryna make it on this earth. Jus letchyurself be and live. It’s okay.

[stickybombblastin]

Can a man sleep without makin a mess o his blankets fer once??? A think Janey outright took me weighted blanket it isnae here, for feck’s sake

[defunct-geni]

I’ve decided t’ make a pie, but with no prior knowledge ‘f how t’ make a pie on my own

[stickybombblastin]

aye let me help i know how t bake!!

[defunct-geni]

:0

sure, partner!

[stickybombblastin]

what sorto pie lad?

[defunct-geni]

apple pie!

[stickybombblastin]

oh!!! yer a genius lad!! i cannae wait, lov th cinnamon apples

[defunct-geni]

I’ve decided t’ make a pie, but with no prior knowledge ‘f how t’ make a pie on my own

[stickybombblastin]

aye let me help i know how t bake!!

[defunct-geni]

:0

sure, partner!

[stickybombblastin]

what sorto pie lad?

[defunct-geni]

I’ve decided t’ make a pie, but with no prior knowledge ‘f how t’ make a pie on my own

[stickybombblastin]

aye let me help i know how t bake!!

[stickybombblastin]

might feck around n think of cats while i make another batch of cupcakes.

[stickybombblastin]

if yer quittin an addiction ye have my support, i love ye and i hope fer the best. kick its ass!!! y can do it!!!

[stickybombblastin]

Herr Demo!! Would you like some cookies? And possibly an eyeball? - medic-angel-of-death

yes t both thank you i gotta load up on th carb afore work. needti energy an th depth perception @medic-angel-of-death

[medic-angel-of-death]

Lovely! I can finally get rid of those eyes! I promise I will get those to you before the end of the day

[stickybombblastin]

preciate it doc!!

[drludwig-mrhyde]

No!! I am NOT letting this haunted eyeball thing happen again! No eyes!!!!

[stickybombblastin]

im not even on yer team animore!! leave me be, ill get it oot afore halloween.

[drludwig-mrhyde]

Every year you say the same thing! And this concerns both teams!!! I am sick and tired of halloween!!!

[stickybombblastin]

well ahm gotta reminder set this year in me phone. 

[stickybombblastin]

Herr Demo!! Would you like some cookies? And possibly an eyeball? - medic-angel-of-death

yes t both thank you i gotta load up on th carb afore work. needti energy an th depth perception @medic-angel-of-death

[medic-angel-of-death]

Lovely! I can finally get rid of those eyes! I promise I will get those to you before the end of the day

[stickybombblastin]

preciate it doc!!

[drludwig-mrhyde]

No!! I am NOT letting this haunted eyeball thing happen again! No eyes!!!!

[stickybombblastin]

im not even on yer team animore!! leave me be, ill get it oot afore halloween.

[stickybombblastin]

HERR DEMO!!! So sorry to hear about the autobalance... What a shame... Just wanted to check in and let you know I will not be going easy on you just because we were teammates! WATCH OUT!!! >:-] ~drludwig-mrhyde

ahm lookin forward to it, boyo!! betcha were gonnae butt heads a smidge later today, dont ferget to sharpen yer saws!! @drludwig-mrhyde

[drludwig-mrhyde]

Of course! Even made sure to polish them!!! They cut through flesh like paper! I would know because I tested them on Scout earlier, he squealed like a little girl, ahahahah!

[stickybombblastin]

doc we talked bout this. no testin weapons on yer team! there’s a practice range fer that…

[drludwig-mrhyde]

Ach, but it is not the same, Herr Demo! Wood does not act the same as flesh! :-[

[stickybombblastin]

couldnt ye just grow somthin fleshie an unfeelin? yer a smart man doc, i betcha could 

[drludwig-mrhyde]

You’re right, I am brilliant… Now that gives me and idea! I wonder if I could clone the others, figure out their achilles heel, their fears, weaknesses… Mh you’ve given me something to think about. Danke!

[stickybombblastin]

donnae get too smart with it or she might take yer job!! she’s very protective over the “sancity” of war er whaever. loaddae crap if ye ask me.

[stickybombblastin]

Herr Demo!! Would you like some cookies? And possibly an eyeball? - medic-angel-of-death

yes t both thank you i gotta load up on th carb afore work. needti energy an th depth perception @medic-angel-of-death

[medic-angel-of-death]

Lovely! I can finally get rid of those eyes! I promise I will get those to you before the end of the day

[stickybombblastin]

preciate it doc!!

[stickybombblastin]

Herr Demo!! Would you like some cookies? And possibly an eyeball? - medic-angel-of-death

yes t both thank you i gotta load up on th carb afore work. needti energy an th depth perception @medic-angel-of-death