this guy is invoking dumb shit

like elmer’s glue

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[deanky]

Breaking Bad episode

Mr. White: Saul, the DEA are hot on my trail... I’ve got to find a way to throw them off, and fast.

Saul: Not a problem. I know a guy named Boobsome Twosome. His job is to lie to the DEA for you. Been doing it all his life went to juvie for it as a child but he’s covered up his tracks. He’ll lie to the DEA all day. Every day. 24-7. Went to jail for it as an adult but he’s covered up his tracks. (takes out a photo of him) He broke all his bones going 500 miles per hour last year and he’ll lie to the DEA for you. He’s on the way now. And he’s only One. Billion. Bucks.

Mr. White: Hmm... I’ll sleep on it

(the next day)

Mr. White: Well Saul I may be ready to do this

Saul: I was lying to you that guy doesn’t exist.

[deanky]

Better Call Saul episode:

Howard: Hi

Jimmy: Kill yourself

Kim: Kill yourself

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

personally i can attribute most of my spiritual and financial success to this good luck charm

[itsfantasticac]

Cammy illustration by Kinu Nishimura, for a tie-in novelization.

Capcom Design Works Early Days (Apr. 12, '04), pg. 158

[freakcliff]

the world needs to see this tweet

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

if i get jumpscared by the dailymotion video again i'm gonna start sending warriors after someone

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i’m just saying you might want to check for warriors in your area soon

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

DONT COME TO THE DESERT BIOME LEST YOU ENCOUNTER THE THREE BROTHERS OF PAIN

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[bgm05]

Me when im out on a walk and two mating dragonflies fly by

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

if i get jumpscared by the dailymotion video again i'm gonna start sending warriors after someone

[3000s]

only gamers know the name of this character

[3000s]

i'll give you a hint: mario

[segamascott]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

hey

[rcktpwr]

not in the mood today quincy

[c3po]

seriously.. read the mood quincy

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

sorry guys

[contemptible-scoundrel]

GUY WHO ABSORBED MOST OF HIS VOCABULARY FROM 196 POSTS AND WENDIGOON VIDEOS: dude I'm ontologically hungry right now

[nonbinary-jakey]

maoism is when you smoke chinese cigarettes, and leninism is when you own a soviet greatcoat for sex reasons