Sterek

Steter, steo, stackson, stargent

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: Why can’t Theo live with his family?

Liam: He hasn’t spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was born.

Stiles: How…. How did she do that?

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: All you ever feel is anger. Why is that the only emotion you can express?

Derek: Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Peter: Boil the water.

Stiles: What am I, a chemist.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Derek: I’m a social drinker, not an alcoholic.

Stiles: Yeah that’s like saying rappers are really poets.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Peter: Well, from this day forward, I, Peter Hale, will never drink again.

Stiles: Peter, what are you doing?

Peter: Crack.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: Derek….

Derek: Stiles, sorry, I’ve got calls to make.

Stiles: I would like your undivided attention please.

Derek: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: You respect dibs, don’t you?

Derek: I’m not a barbarian.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Peter: If I were joking you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?

Stiles: Impossible to say, I can’t see myself.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: Why do you have a diary?

Derek: To keep secrets from my computer.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Liam: She was screaming. Bad screams.

Stiles: What’s a good scream?

Liam: Theo said tha-

Theo: Doesn’t matter.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Theo: I have an idea.

Stiles: No murder.

Theo: I no longer have an idea.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: Guys, what’s the worst pet to have?

Scott: A cat.

Isaac: A dog.

Peter: A child.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: Looking back, I have no regrets.

Derek: You should.

Stiles: Yup.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Peter: Are you body-shaming me?

Stiles: No, I’m personality-shaming you.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: I’m 23, I’m a celebrity, and today, I’m gonna die!

Derek: Not one word of that is true.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Stiles: My latte is too cold.

Peter: It’s an iced latte.

Stiles: It’s an iced latte that’s too cold.

[stiles-derek-teenwolf]

Derek: Sorry I’m late.

Stiles: What happened?

Derek: Nothing. I just really didn’t want to come.