Funtastic

Yo holla. This is basically my online diary. Politely fuck off. For slightly more interesting things, check out my main tumblr; just-ambling-along.tumblr.com

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I'm at the bus depot and the man sitting next to me just got up, did a handstand and then sat back down again

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I am one with the youths and have played (and won) the Fortnite

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I'm digging wearing a mask

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I have impulse bought a cute enamel octopus badge, 36 random colour embroidery threads and a set of dnd dice for $6.86 from Aliexpress.

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Jesse just witnessed me spray a cockroach, chuck a broken clip board onto it and then curb stomp it.

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GUESS EHO HAD TOP SURGERY

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS LAD!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY FUKC MY TOP SURGERY HAS BEEN BOOKED FOR THE 10TH DECEMBER. THAT'S LIKE 2 WEEKS AWAY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah, this didn't happen bc White Island blew up

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HOLY FUKC MY TOP SURGERY HAS BEEN BOOKED FOR THE 10TH DECEMBER. THAT'S LIKE 2 WEEKS AWAY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Decided that 9:15 pm on a work night was the perfect time to peel two oranges and then blend them to make homemade orange juice. Is so much Pulp. Is the best.

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Guys, I've been put on the elective surgery waiting list and should in theory have top surgery within the next four months

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I have been and still am wearing the same shirt for the past 3 days in a row. That's including when asleep.

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Date with cute girl went really well!!

We ate yum foods, talked about all sorts of stuffs, she actually gave me the rundown of a couple of plots of fics she's read, we walked through memorial park and then made out like teenagers on a bench by the river.

I think it was a successful first date

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Non-spoiler pics from New Plymouth. I'll post more specific pics once we have the all clear.

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ALSO

Rebecca got married on Saturday down in New Plymouth and the ceremony was beautiful, the reception was v tasteful Harry Potter theme and her dress was the epitome of a gorgeous but impractical wedding dress and I loved everything about it. I'm so goddamn happy for her.

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Met a cute girl at Rhiannon's party tonight who decided that making out with me was an excellent idea and we might go on a date sometime in the near future. This is bizarre and new.

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Ivy wants to say she’s tough but she just apologized to a candle for almost putting it out. Also, she got really distressed because she dumped compost on a bird. That’s my sister.  

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Other random stuff Ivy does: “I dropped a vitamin c tablet into my cup of tea but I’m going with it” 

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“The tap whistled and then stopped working”

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Me: Feel free to turn on some music Ivy: Dude, I am the music

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i can drive down the road and scream im free bitches out the window

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Ivy: You’ll never guess what I just pulled out of my guitar bag Me: A guitar Ivy: Close.        A sock

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Ivy listening to Lenny Kravitz: “I sound like the fucking trumpet instead of the singer.”

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Max just put his paw in Ivy’s mouth 

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“And the fossil necklace is top shit. I fuckin love that.”

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Me: “Oh yeah, the world ended a few years ago today” Ivy: “Nice. I remember when that was meant to happen. I was still in bed, and something in the kitchen fell and I flipped shit. And I ran out of my room and Rainy just said good morning“   

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Ivy: Hey, guess what. I’m technically Ivy Crawford the second.  Refer to me only as this from now on.

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Did I ever tell you how much I love lenny kravitz

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For a survey: the one where some young kids are gonna drive after drinking and some old men who know them stop them and says they’ll drive them home. he says something like, “your balls are in my hands” or something weird like that then changes the radio station to some yodelling which i didnt even know was a station and im keen to find it. on the tv       

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Ivy: See, the sims represents our real life, you steal kids and I try to stay the fuck away from them. 

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A butterfly attacked Ivy on our way to the bakery 

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Me: They want an education Ivy:  they’re a fuzzy pain in the butt thats what

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In an email: I forgot i made a cup of tea before and it gave me a fright

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I sent her a box of googly eyes while she was in Canada and she stuck them all around her flat, on the back of her phone and on her usb