Sciles AU: Where Scott jokingly offers to have sex with Stiles and is more let down than he thought he’d be by his reaction.
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Sciles AU: Where Scott jokingly offers to have sex with Stiles and is more let down than he thought he’d be by his reaction.
[He was standing in the mirror, fingers moving expertly as he tied his tie, eyes meeting hers in the reflection. There was a smug as fuck smile teasing his lips as he turned to her.] “Actually, I’d go as far as saying I’m pleased as punch.” [Crossing the distance to the bed, he leaned over, capturing his lips with hers.] “I do love when you’re pouty, darling. Gets me all tingly between the legs.”
Oh, don't talk to me about being tingly between the legs right now. It feels like I exfoliated with a porcupine. [Stiles grabs his perfectly arranged tie as he leans down, tugging it lightly, spitefully to pull him in as she arches up to meet the sweet warmth of his mouth. The bag of peas slips a few inches, revealing swaths of angry red skin trailing up her thighs and under the hem of his boxers, which she appropriated earlier that morning. Beard burn, for fuck's sake. She's pissed, but not enough to deny a few more lingering touches before his attention is swept up by other things. Just enough to muss up the crisp lines of his tie with a smug little grin of her own.] Do I at least get paid time off since this is a sexual injury? It might make me feel less inclined to cut all your suit pants an inch short at the hems while you're at work.
[She honestly can't believe she had to take a day off of work to sit in bed with a bag of frozen peas between her thighs, but that would be her fucking luck. It doesn't help that it's her boss's fault.] I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Dinner, A Movie and Maybe A Blow Job
Scott was bordering on pathetic puppy when Stiles grabbed him by the apron strings and pulled him forward to nuzzle against him before apologizing and it was something that happened so rarely, he couldn’t exactly find it in his hard to stay upset with the other. Especially when Stiles went all Rafiki on him, lifting his thumb to smooth it against Stiles’ forehead all while kissing against his crooked jaw. "Alright," he murmured then, but he still sighed and after a moment, he pulled away. "—But since the surprise is ruined now, how ‘bout you come into the kitchen and help me so we can eat sometime this century?" Stiles wasn’t really, in Scott’s opinion, any better at cooking than he was, but at least with two sets of eyes, the probability of actually burning it was decreased by like, twenty five percent. At least. He leaned in and kissed the other against the lips, pausing to nuzzle his nose against Stiles’. "—Hi, by the way. I don’t think I even said that before I banished you to the couch."
Stiles has nearly forgotten the food, dizzy from the strong press of Scott's lips against his and the insistent warmth trapped between their bodies, but he manages a nod. "Eating, yeah. That's a thing." His eyes are a little unfocused, half-lidded, and he leans forward into the soft touch, chasing Scott's mouth with his own.
"Or, you know. We could stay here for a minute. I've seen more of the Golden Girls tonight than I have of you." It's not an accusation, the tone of his voice lilting, teasing as he breathes in the lingering sweetness of taste-testing the marinara on Scott's breath, swipes his tongue over the spot where Scott has obviously been worrying his lower lip with his teeth all night, a slight indentation in the smooth skin.
His hands wander of their own accord to settle at the small of Scott's back, teasing at the hem of his shirt, and he's nearly forgotten about the cooking food altogether, focused on the possibility of creating a trail of Scott's clothes from here to the couch (starting with his silly apron) when the shriek of the smoke alarm rips through the room. It sounds like something has boiled over and is bubbling angrily on the surface of the stove, sending up enough billowing steam to set off the alarm, and Stiles's heart pounds guiltily in his chest as they jump apart to stop it. It takes a few minutes of Stiles waving at the smoke alarm, first ineffectively with his hands, and then with a cutting board to stop the horrible sound. It takes a lot of self-control not to bash the thing in for good measure, ears ringing as he sidles up to hook his chin over Scott's shoulder with a guilty expression, knowing that his needling desire for attention was the reason it all went to hell. "Is it salvageable? This isn't like the Hot Pocket incident,, is it?" It's possible that this isn't the first meal he's spectacularly ruined with a sex fire.
#iconic #I have literally never seen a boy look so thirsty #he wants to sit on his lap like Stiles is Santa and it’s Christmas #he wants to ride it like he stole it
That otp that you ship every way like brotp, qpotp, otp, friends with benefits, soulmates, star crossed lovers, best friends since birth, forbidden lovers, and you just know that you’re never gonna ship a ship like this ever again
Don’t be a hero. You’re my person. I need you alive. You make me brave.
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Dinner, A Movie and Maybe A Blow Job
Even as stressed as he was, there was something about seeing Stiles (as opposed to just hearing him trying to peek after Scott told him not to) that managed to relax him, even if it was just marginally. Shoulders seemed to fall, tension leaving them in one fell swoop and by the time Stiles was leaning in to kiss him, Scott felt less like Gordon Ramsey and more like himself again. Until Stiles completely and utterly ruined the surprise of what Scott was trying to do in the kitchen. "Ugh," he grunted, throwing his hands up as Stiles pulled completely away. "Seriously? Are you sure you’re not the one who’s a freaking werewolf?" It was unfair to be agitated. From the time Stiles peed on Scott’s sandcastle, he knew that the other was like, unable to let surprises just actually be surprises and just like he loved the stupid bow of Stiles’ lips and his unfailing loyalty to Scott, he loved that part of him too. Just not when Scott was trying to make this “date” into something special. “It probably tastes gross. I should just toss it and order a pizza or something.”
Stiles only gets a glimpse of the pots simmering away on the stove without getting any real idea of what's in them, but the smell of the marinara hits him fully in the face, and his mouth waters as he immediately reels back, pressing himself back against the wall. He's two parts excited, one part horribly guilty, and he can't tell whether he's more horny or hungry, so all in all, it's a bit of an uncomfortable jumble of sensations at once. Guilt is winning, though, which is why he's pulling Scott forward by his apron strings to press their bodies together, devil take the hindmost in regard to tomato stains, instead of launching himself into the kitchen the way he wants to. "Hey, no. There's no way anything that smells that good is going to taste even remotely gross." He brushes the tip of his nose against Scott's, against his cheek, hands slipping into the apron pockets so he can bracket Scott's hips with his fingers. "I really only saw, like, utensils and not any of the actual food, so it's still going to be a surprise. I promise." There are only a few things that could go with marinara, so Stiles is already like 99% sure he knows what they're having at this point, but still. He hates that stress wrinkle, and the terse set of Scott's mouth that means he's trying really hard to make everything perfect, and he's already doubting himself. Because of Stiles. "I'm sorry for peeking. I got bored and antsy watching the Golden Girls by myself, and- well." He doesn't need to explain, Scott knows how he is. He's actually contrite now, rubbing the stress wrinkle away with his thumb and pressing apologetic kisses to Scott's jaw. "Please don't order pizza?"
Dinner, A Movie and Maybe A Blow Job
It was totally possible that Stiles was right. Any previous attempt at cooking always seemed to end with the smoke detector screaming in Scott’s ear and the fire department careening through the grass of their front lawn, so this time, Scott wasn’t taking any chances. The stove was set on simmer and it was possible that their meal was no closer to being done than it was an hour ago. He just wanted it to be perfect though. Still, with a huff, he turned his back from the stove for just a second before grabbing a bottle of water from the refrigerator and marching into the living room, as if to catch Stiles trying to peek. "GO SIT BACK DOWN ON THE COUCH."
"Hey, you." Stiles attempts to look as innocent as possible when Scott comes around the corner, doing his best impression of the same angelic expression that Scott seems to pull off without even trying (although on him, it probably looks less like innocence and more like constipation). Scott looks like a bomb went off in his presence; hair mussed, completely adorable apron splattered with the remains of what is probably a tomato, and he has a stress wrinkle forming between his eyebrows. Stiles feels instantly guilty, knowing that he's the reason that stress wrinkle has appeared. Scott is taking this whole romantic "real date" thing very seriously, and of course, Stiles's instinctive reaction is to be anything but serious about it. He can't help it; he's just built this way. Where most people see a boundary or a line not to be crossed, Stiles sees a challenge. "Thank you. I will totally go back to the couch and hydrate quietly, I swear." Scott really is so adorable that it's got to be illegal somewhere. Stiles can't help but lean into his space, getting as close as possible without getting tomato remains all over his nicest pair of jeans so that he can draw Scott's lower lip between his teeth as he takes the offered bottle of water. "Wait." He pulls away with an expression like a cartoon light bulb over his head has just flickered to life. "Is that your mom's famous marinara?" It only takes about two seconds within range of that heavenly smell to blow his plans of following the rules out of the water, and he makes a break for it, wriggling out of Scott's space to try and lean around the corner.
Dinner, A Movie and Maybe A Blow Job
It was stupid to be nervous, and on some level, Scott totally knew that but it still didn’t stop his hands from shaking as he stirred the pasta sauce simmering on the stove top. Maybe it was because this was like, an official date and not just two dudes hanging out. Maybe Scott just wanted it to go awesomely without interruptions and fear of death and everything else that always went wrong whenever they tried to do the thing, but for whatever reason, he was kind of wreck and he couldn’t stop himself from bellowing at the other. "STOP TRYING TO SNEAK INTO THE KITCHEN! IT’S A SURPRISE!"
"I'M NOT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO THE KITCHEN," Stiles bellows right back, his affronted voice carrying easily from where he's pressed against the wall just left of the kitchen entrance. So he technically crossed the invisible line that Scott drew for him in the living room, which he was explicitly told not to cross until dinner was ready, but he totally has a good reason. "I just want a glass of water, dude. I'm dehydrated, I can feel it." Stiles does his best to make his voice sound dry, rattling it in his throat a little before huffing the words out in Scott's general direction like a cloud of dust from the Crypt Keeper's lungs. "I'll practically be a desiccated husk on the couch by the time dinner is ready. Come on, Scottie." A whiny cloud of dust, apparently.
You know what I’m gonna’ do? I’m gonna’ break off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe and shove it up your freaking—
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reyesitup:
So today I was cruising through the photo gallery at crystalreedonline.com, and I saw a photo of one of my friends with Crystal Reed at Supernova. I sent my friend the link, and she confirmed that she did not give her permission to distribute this photograph. Maybe I’m naive to think that fan galleries should ask permission to post someone’s personal photograph that they paid money to get and posted on tumblr once, but I’m unnerved by this.
My friend did not post this photograph with to try to get notes. The photo that they’ve copyrighted as their own is a picture of her holding the real photograph from her phone.
As humbly as possible, I would suggest that anyone who uses this gallery be cautious when editing any photographs of Crystal with her fans. Since this photograph was taken without my friend’s permission and watermarked with their own banner, I’m 100% positive they’ve done it to someone else.
Thank you for your time.