Domestic Starter Package
"Just call in today."
"No I’m not made."
"The outside pipes need to be wrapped."
"Where’s the taco seasoning?"
"Yes dear."
"No dear."
"Are you going to take out the trash?"
"I took out the trash last week. It’s your turn."
"So…you wanna?"
"I don’t feel good."
"Do I have fever?"
"It’s ___ birthday. We need to get a card."
"What are you getting me for [insert event here]"
"Your feet are freezing!"
"Will you be my Snuggy Buggy?"
"Come be my heater."
"The tire’s flat."
"Can you check the oil in the car for me?"
"We are out of milk."
"We need to go grocery shopping."
"You know what’s missing? The pitter patter of tiny feet."
"I just cleaned that!"
"Can you open this?"
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Your cooking is going to kill me one day."
"I burned dinner."
"The dog peed on the floor."
"The cat peed in your shoe."
"Tacos? Again?"
"Please, I’m begging you. No more macaroni."
"Do you want to watch the SVU marathon with me tomorrow?"
