GandalfTheGrey

Addicted to the hobbit✌ Insta: SarahJayde__

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in a way, michael scott is all of us

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Loubna Meron

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I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING

Moose are terrifying, you guys.

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. 

Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. 

Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.

Moose. MOOSE.

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

My ex went to school in Canada and she started telling this horrifying story about someone in her house who had a moose wander in front of her while driving, and everyone was like, “I’m so sorry, how long ago did she pass?” and my friend was like, “Oh no, she lived. She was in a (Toyota) Celica and she went right underneath it. Just scratched the paint and took the mirrors off.” Now, think about that for a minute. A moose is SO LARGE that a low-slung coupe can DRIVE UNDER IT. I have so much respect for moose. I hope to see one someday. From afar.

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Our last day of school involved dressing up and I took it upon myself to be the sexiest one there

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This is glorious.

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zing!

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don't know if you've tackled this before but... Medusa, is it just the hair on her head that is made of snakes or is it all of her potential other body hair?

man i hope not

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*slaps myself in the face* BE BETTER

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