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nora vector. seventh year. slytherin. pureblood. neutral. mischievous crafty ass witch bitch. perpetually unimpressed. probably slept with your boyfriend or girlfriend. lover of parks & rec. made of sarcasm, wine & nothing is fine.

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valcarrows:

“it’s fucked up, right? i’m just, you know, stating facts, voicing my opinion. it’s 2023—-i have rights!” vals hands moved wildly through the air as she ranted, her pace brisk—-but nora would keep up, she knew. “snitches DO get stitches, and—–” she huffed, fists clenched because as much as she’d like to light brent nott and his personal library on fire, nora was right. jac, at the very least, would lock up her broom til val was old and grey. “—-well it’d better be a fucking good prank, nor. i’m out for blood. ….figurative blood, yeah yeah.”

     “You do!! If being best friends with Celia Bones has taught me anything, it’s that you have rights!!” Nora’s stride moved in sync with Val’s as she also kept up to listen to her, she offered her arm as she tried to think of something devious enough for Brent but nothing crossing the line lest Val got in trouble for it and had to miss more game time. It would have to be something that seemed like it could come from only Nora herself, “I’m THINKING you can’t be involved in this particular prank planning, but, I assure you I’ll deliver.” she didn’t mean to change the subject so abruptly, but she did have something else to tell her friend. “ -- -- Did you hear about that trashy party that’s taking place after?? I might swing by but only so I can give an appropriate rating on how SHIT it is.”

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regxnqcinn:

“aren’t you the life of the party.”

     “Listen, I know you’re being sarcastic but you’re not wrong about that. Blows Hagrid dick about your cat but, either it’s dead or it’s so SPOOKED that it’s packed it’s bags and left this sodding castle.” A pause. “There, I was nice.”

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     “You know, James, no matter how many times people call you grandpa and a flannel fucker, I just think, I’d still do him. SO, just know, that even with the whole grandpa vibe you got goin’ on, I’d still fuck you.” @sentimcntalism

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     Nora was sprawled out, suntanning, trying to relax when a figure decided to block some of the glorious sun that had been coating her. “MOVE Nathan C r o t c h, you’re invading my personal space!! We won’t get this much sun around for who knows how long and I’m trying to embrace it. Get my tan on, so, move your arse out of the way before I REMOVE you from my life.” @nathancrouch

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     “Has anyone told you how bangable you look on this fine day, Mr. Zabini,” Nora gave him a smile, almost too friendly, but truthfully the two had been sitting drinking wine for a while now. She was a little bit intoxicated, enough for her compliments to be genuine and crude. “You’re going to be a total DILF when you’re older, you know?? Bet your dad is.” @zachzabiniis

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[jones-jessica]

#very lowkey done with everyone’s shit

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natalyamaly:

“If you have Firewhisky, you best be sharing. I failed a test spectacularly today, and I’d like to forget about it’s existence.”

     “Listen buttercup, “ Nora started, taking a long gulp from the flask she was drinking out of, “I’d like to forget about a lot of things & people’s existence, but there’s not enough booze in the world for that. So, how about, you just, deal with your PROBLEMS like the third year you are and get liquor from someone who gives a flying fuck about your day.”

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regxnqcinn:

“hey, have you seen my cat? i haven’t seen him since the explosion.”

     “Yikes, hate to burst your bubble but I’m getting the sense that your cat is dead.”

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valcarrows:

this was why val adored nora; she didn’t try to calm her, yank her back and invalidate her anger—-she just let her be. “a snitch is what happened, nor. i’m benched! benched for the first game of the season—-can you believe? all because lily potter got a little hands-on when i called her mum a gold-digger?! fucking brent nott, just wait til i find him.“

     Her eyes widened -- maybe Val had a temper and maybe she took whatever happened ‘too far’ but Nora was entirely on her side. She respected Brent enough to know that he meant well, but she was properly angry on behalf of Val. “You called Firecrotch Potter’s mum a golddigger?? Sounds right. You were only speaking the truth, but you know how redheads can be. Proving those stereotypes,” shaking her head, it was clear that she was thoroughly disappointed for Val. “USUALLY, I’d say snitches get stitches but .... you’d probably just miss more, yeah?? Maybe a good prank on Brent Nott will do.”

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celiabones:

“Just a minute.” Celia met the eyes of her friend. She turned to the fellow in front of them. He deserved to be hit or hexed. They (blood purists) all did. Their thought process were not just flawed, but cruel. “Listen. You know you’re wrong. I know you’re wrong. And you’re starting to make me, and Nora, angry.”

“Come back tomorrow with a better argument and we’ll see where you get.” She waved him off, and turned back to her friend. “If he has the gall to vocalize his backwards ideology without sensible logic tomorrow, then you can hit him.”

     She watched as Celia handled the situation -- like she always did. It was remarkable, inspiring even, and this was one of the more mild situations they’d gotten into. If it was up to Nora?? They would’ve been punched & that would’ve been it. “Thank you, honestly, thank you tomorrow it is then. These idiots are more sadomasochistic then most people who are into BDSM. Maybe they’re bigots who are into BDSM, who knows,” Nora shrugged, looking over at Celia her face went from annoyed to curious. 

     “How do you EVEN deal with all of them without wanting to bash both of your heads in?? Or become an alcoholic?? I mean, I know, but I don’t know. Maybe you’re also masochistic, would explain a good deal.”

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- Les Miserables, Victor Hugo

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celiabones:

“No, no, okay stop. Wow, you’re still going?”

“My hands are over my ears and I am forreal no longer listening to your nonsense bullshit.” 

“...............”

     “Can I just, punch them?? Hex them?? Please?? PLEASE??” Nora lowered her voice, to ask Celia. Celia’s permission wasn’t needed, of course, but this verbal debate had gone on too long and while maybe Celia would be able to just use her words ( which she did well ), Nora wanted to just get rid of the problem. “It’s not like that purist arse has a brain anyways. He could spare some fucking brain cells for me to destroy.”

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it’s jules AGAIN, i’m sorry you gotta deal with all these fiends. nora is the trashiest of them all, literally she’d probably a wear crown that said that and ROCK IT. anyways, it’s not long or fancy just basic ass facts of nora vector. 

firstly, if jessica jones and tom haverford had a kid, it would nora. 

her mom is septima vector, a great professor at hogwarts who retired so she could actually DO shit with her life. she thought teaching wasn’t enough and so she found a company to work at. moved up the rank and is now CEO. she’s a boss ass bitch that Nora IDOLIZES her. always wanted to grow up to be her especially after her dad ‘left’.

her dad didn’t leave, her mom is biphobic and after he came out to her she wanted a divorce. she kicked him out and now he lives in salem, he teachers there. nora’s mom told her that he just abandoned them and eventually found out realizing that everything she wanted to be was built on a pile of GARBAGE NONSENSE. 

it made her really angry and act out in school and life. she’ll help people cheat on people she’ll fuck with people, but she never is malicious about it?? mostly because celia bones has been her best friend from day one and like constantly challenged and questioned her. so LUCKILY, as many fucked up things as she has done, she’s actually a DECENT PERSON at this point in her life. 

she’ll drag u but she’s decent

i mean she’s definitely an asshole but she’s a DECENT PERSON

she loves celia so much and would follow her to the ends of the earth. even though she doesn’t like the war, celia gives her strength to realize that there’s something she can do about how SHE acts. she doesn’t want to fight but will fight for her friends. 

honestly would be a bully and a generally horrible person atm if she didn’t have celia on her ass.

is so loyal like she’d hide a dead body for u if ur her friend. 

is very guarded but loves fairytales, her father read them to her growing up and she wanted to be one of the Lost Boys in Peter Pan. 

is disrespectful and rude AF

really just likes to see how people tick?? who they are what they like etc and will become a PI in the future but doesn’t even know what the fuck is what atm. 

she serial watches muggle TV, her favorite show is parks and rec and she’ll just slip lines in in casual conversation. 

that’s it really i mean there’s more but the first time i tried to write this she was like NO *’ILL* INTRODUCE MYSELF 

if u read this ur the real mvp and thank u and just like this and eventually i’ll get to you to plot IM SO SLOW GUYS I HAVE SO MANY IMS TO REPLY I PROMISE IT’S NOT PERSONAL 

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valcarrows:

“—–where is he?” val growled, shoving a student out of the way as she made her way through the door, “where the FUCK is brent nott?!”

     “OOoo, are we doing this?? Stomping around the castle?? Love it,” Nora joined in, walking along side Val as she helped shove another student that was in the way. “He’s probably off counting how many books he has or CONTEMPLATING the coarseness of his pubic hairs -- what happened to you??”

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