butch bait

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[stonefemmedionysus]

pinned post real quick:

•this is a nsfw blog, minors & blogs with no age in bio will be blocked

•if you’re 18+ but younger than like 25-26 you can follow if you wanna but honestly I probably won’t interact much (if at all) just for my own comfort

•this is a butch appreciation zone!!! that includes trans butches, bi butches, butches of color, studs, disabled butches, & fat butches. the only butches not welcome are butch cops & butch terfs xoxo

on that note if you think only cis lesbians can use butch or femme labels I’m also blocking you, femmes & butches who are bi and/or trans I am kissing you on the cheek

frankly I have no problem blocking for any reason including just “I looked at your blog & I think your vibes are rancid”. if you’re into somno you’re getting blocked on sight btw

don’t talk to me abt cnc or daddy/mommy/etc kink either thank you

•pronouns he/they/she

•happily married (!!!) to the amazing @eggplantbutch 💕

questions & chatting are fine & welcome!

I’m not flirting with you, don’t send me explicit dms/asks.

•I don’t especially care if gbt men follow/interact but I am a whole lesbian & this blog is just me hornyposting about lesbian activities so don’t be like…weird about it. cishet men go away.

[butchorder]

Bar top desire, by The Butch Order

[girlknots]

assorted black and white rope details

[dykearchived]

Fatale Media’s Afterschool Special 2001

[bloodpups]

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

[cruelfemme-deactivated20230710]

some leather and denim from Drawing the Line: Lesbian Sexual Politics on the Wall

[gothamtittysirens-deactivated20]

Strap pregnancy is real if you are pure of heart

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[eggplantbutch]

protip: grab xir hand that's gently carding through your hair and give it a good hard clench to unlock Evil Mode™

[witchydykebitch]

I need to be squirming and whimpering underneath a big butch who can hold me down and put me in my place

[actuallesbiansreddit]

Lunch by Halie Torris

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Originally shared by PunkandCannonballer on r/ImaginaryLesbians on May 17th, 2026 at 5:11 PM UTC.

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[sinekliv0dka-deactivated2022041]

[lohboh]

breeding kink with a partner who can't get pregnant is the hottest sisyphean task like oh damnnnn it didn't work this time wanna roll the boulder again babe? 😳

[stonefemmedionysus]

got notes on a post so periodic reminder if you post about being into somno & then interact with my posts I’m blocking you & also throwing rocks

[pothoscurves]

don’t bite the hand that fists you or whatever the expression is

[the-cult-of-cxnt]

but do worship and suck on it yeah?

[stonefemmedionysus]

sex is, & I cannot stress this enough, something you do with your teeth