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Jules of Nature
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@storiesfromthebackseat
Um...
D: We need strawberries for class tomorrow.
Me: Ok. We'll stop at the grocery store on the way to school.
D: But they have to be cut and washed.
Me: I'm pretty sure they will have those.
Ken: Are you sure you want to roll those dice?
D: Yeah, let's roll the dice. 6 is yes, 5 is no...
Ken: ...well, that's water under the bridge.
D: of course there's water under a bridge.
Captain Literal strikes again.
Minecraft? That's so 2000.
- D, making his 14 year old sister feel old for the first time in her life.
You won't let me be a billionaire...
D: You know, I could use my vegetables to create an alternate fuel and make a lot of money. Then we could live in a mansion and I could have a robot.
But you won't let me.
"You know, some people take baseball too seriously. I'm not sure they know it's a game."
- D, after losing their playoff game
Momma, I'd like a hug. With a side of hug.
- D, my schmoopy
I'm afraid I'm going to die here
- D, sitting at the San Jose Giants game and watching 6 foul balls hit the bleachers
Me: Please bring in the trash cans.
D: But, why?
Me: Because that's your job...you are responsible for the trash.
D: But I don't want a job.
You can call me Onyx Unicorn or Brave Dragon now.
- D setting out the rules for his new nickname.
Advent calendars don't lie.
- D, on how he's sure today is Christmas
Apparently Swedish Fish aren't actually 'sweet-ish', they're really sweet.
Driving in the car, on the way to his baseball game, I hear and feel a pretty decent BANG against my seat.
Me: DJ, put it away.
DJ: What bat?
"Momma, come give me a hug like a boss."
- D, who really loves his momma hugs
D and I are smart in ways that don't matter. We don't know how to pay taxes, write a foolproof resume or hold a high paying job. Instead, we know the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.
- P on why school is stupid.
You're the best, mom. I wouldn't trade you for anyone. Except Beyonce.
- P with full teenage clarity
I can't find my dad. Can you hold my sweater?
- Random little girl at D's baseball game
D: Why did you go this way? We could have been on the highway by now.
Me: Geeze, your backseat driving is killing me...
D: Hey, it's what I do.