StormiiFlies

Ao3:StormiiFlies Life is meaningless

[la-vivienne-roses]

A recent post of mine was received poorly and I just wanted to apologise for how it came across. It really wasn't my intention to be undermining of Jean's trauma nor to make it seem okay to construe it crudely to suit my preferences. I was making a blunder and didn't think before hitting post which in hindsight was ignorant of me to do.

Regardless of my intentions, I see how the post was distasteful and why people were upset about it so I've removed it.

I'll make a better effort reviewing my own posts since I genuinely didn't mean to upset anyone 🩷

[herringbonestitch]

I think the reason I like batlantern so much is because of how much it would suck. It's pure gold in comedic value.

Can you imagine how utterly done Oliver Queen would be with those two? How long until he takes an actual gun and shoots one of them in the head to end that boiling mess of a situationship.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[willmackcrush]

you all are like "wtf are he's in two hoodies?" and making fun when it's obvious a pregnant omega hiding the belly. please, respect for future of hockey canada.

[willmackcrush]

he's been wearing that damn black hoodie because his alpha smelled with pheromones for him. poor overwhelmed omega. william, take your ass to vancouver now.

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

"Bruce gets emotional when he remembers his kids used to be babies" — okay now imagine Alfred feeling the same thing when he looks at Bruce.

It happens so randomly.

And it is made worse with the fact that he can actually picture what Bruce had looked like at the time.

One minute, Alfred is baking desserts for dinner, when Bruce walks into the kitchen, his eyes light up and he points to the bowl and asks "Can I lick the batter :))"

And Alfred is just... this man is 45 year old beefcake, towering at 6"3, with a body that was charged into battle against gods and monsters and madmen and survived, and a mind that holds a library of genius spanning years of mission and duty.

And he's asking to lick cake batter off the whisk.

He could get salmonella. Is he stupid. He has kids, this would be a terrible example to set.

Anyways, Bruce gets to eat the left over batter. He's a little confused while Alfred feels like hugging him and murmuring promises into the crown of his hair.

Like..... yes sir, you can have all the cake batter you want. I will make seven million cakes if you want more cake batter. I will make cake batter-flavored ice cream. I will put all your enemies into an oven if you want.

[ishanibutcooler]

Nicky after he moves to Germany.

Nicky waking up immediately in a daze in the middle of the night next to Erik, eyes darting around frantically.

Were the twins okay? He had to check up on them-

But he was snapped out his daze when Erik gently held his hand, giving it a soft but firm squeeze.

You are in Germany. The twins are okay. Go back to sleep.

The twins were back in America- And nickyfor once realised that he simply didnt need to be on the edge all the time.

[5buny]

My favourite genre is when kevin start crying bc he can’t top jean

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[cannibalchicken]

[spiderneil]

Imagine a modern day Jeremy playing Tomodachi Life on Cat’s Switch. Secretly, he’s hoping his mii and Jean’s will fall in love, get married, and have beautiful little mii-children. He’s constantly pushing them to interact, even lying to the game and selecting that they’re dating in real life. He tries everything he can to get them together, if not in reality, then at least in this universe.

But when Jean’s mii unexpectedly falls for Kevin instead, Jeremy is surprised to realize… he doesn’t actually mind. After all that effort, he somehow ends up genuinely happy with the outcome. What surprises him more is catching himself googling, “Are throuples possible in the new Tomodachi Life?”

Jean once caught him playing and was fully prepared to comment that his mii doesn’t even look like him (it absolutely does), but he went quiet the moment he noticed the pink arrow labeled “Soulmates” between himself and Kevin.

Meanwhile, Cat is thoroughly amused by the amount of time and effort Jeremy put into Jean’s and Kevin’s miis compared to everyone else’s, but chooses not to comment on it.

[5buny]

IM DYING GUYS TWITTER DIT COM IS SO UNHINGED😭

[5buny]

.. where are my kevjeaners??💔 genuinely hmu why are you guys hiding

[hedgehog-troops]

things i need to see (in an exy game):

jean tackling kevin, kevin falling, nicky gasping and yelling "diva down!"

[5buny]

100% jean got bricked up when kevin switched the racquet to his dominant hand

[la-vivienne-roses]

Jean's lips have always been dry and chapped. It was never important enough that he'd paid any mind to it and they were often wounded and bleeding from Riko so there wasn't ever much point in it.

Cat gets Jean to start using lip balm to help heal his lips a bit and once Jean starts regularly using it, his lips heal and are noticeably smoother.

Cue the next time Kevin sees Jean in person, him being unable to take his eyes off Jean's lips. He tells himself it's just because he isn't used to seeing Jean with such smooth lips but the longer he stares the weaker that argument becomes.

[waiting4tbc]

not to sound like a wh*re but KevJean switching to french bec they didnt want that interviewer to understand them and then SWITCHING TO JAPANESE when they realized there was a french translator makes me wanna be on my knees fsr

[la-vivienne-roses]

I need the foxes to be present when Kevin is being all gentle with Jean. I need them to be shocked, offended, dumbfounded, suspicious or anything!!

After Jean's gone, the foxes implode, it's absolute chaos. I need maybe Allison or Nicky to start teasing the ever living shit out of Kevin. Everytime Jean comes up in conversation, anytime there's a news article about him or he pops up on TV, I want them to be absolutely relentless in teasing him.