Ninjago Ish

*sparkle* Sam, she/her, weird ravenclaw, jaya forever, ninjago kin since 2013, I have watched literally every season atleast 7 times, incorrect quotes, ninjago clip edits, a few other fandoms, but mainly here you will find content of beutiful yellow ninja people *sparkle*

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wow i- unexpected...

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Happy birthday! :D hope you have a great day

thank you so much oh mai gad sorry i was inactive

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for any ninjago fan that also happens to watch kdramas...

our beloved summer's guk yeonsu and choi ung = MASSIVE jaya energy

(pls tell me someone understands)

*protects their mans

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HOLY SGAKEHALSVSK I HAVENT POSTED IN OVER A YEAR!! sorry seabound has just killed me and i haven't rewatched ninjago since then TT i haven't lost interest just sad :( but i still scroll through here quietly._. n e ways... idk if i'll post much again til season 16 but i'll try 😭 i'm also @potatossii and i'll try posting there too.. i HAVE NOT grown out of ninjago.. just need a distraction til season 16

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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

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Lloyd: I had a dream the sea was made of orange soda.

Kai: I guess that's what you call a "Fanta" sea...

Lloyd:

Kai: Come on that was funny.

Lloyd: No it isn't but the fact you said it so confidently is.

Kai: Well you have no sense of humor.

Lloyd: I don't think you know what humor is, Boomer.

Kai: EXCUSE ME IM A MILLENNIAL AND JUST SIX YEARS OLDERS THAN YOU!!!

Lloyd: We-

*Both of them start arguing*

Jay: Is no one going to talk about why he even dreamed of the sea filled with orange soda in the first place?

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So I don't know if anyone thought of this before but isn't among us basically the tournament of elements. There's an imposter and no one can trust each other and after something weird happens someone is kicked off the game. Plus you have to do tasks and stuff. I swear the most random things come to me at 3am...

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Cole: I like you but I need to know what's your sign?

Jay: The peace sign.

Cole: You're a Pisces?

Jay: Pisc- no no. Peace, you know peace and love? The peace sign.

Cole: Oh ok, but I mean like your astrology sign.

Jay: Oh, Neptune.

Cole: That doesn't make any sense. What's your sign.

Jay: Listen, you give me a chance first and then I'll tell you.

Cole: No, I have to see if we are compatible together.

Jay: But why?

Cole: Just tell me.

Jay: fine im Virgo..

Cole: September?

Jay: August..

Cole: Ok, let me see what I can do with that..

Jay: What's yours?

Cole: You don't need to know that.

Jay:

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Jay: Sensei, can I go to the park?

Sensei: Yes, only if Cole goes with you.

Jay: That's ridiculous, I'm a grown man.

Sensei: Yeah the same "grown man" that walked into a van last week because the old man said he had starbursts.

Jay: Well they were the pink ones.

Sensei: That's your excuse? They were pink?

Jay: THEY TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES SENSEI!!!

Sensei: Lower your voice!

Jay(quietly): they taste like strawberries sensei...

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~up at 3am~

Lloyd: Is orange called orange because oranges are orange or are oranges called oranges because they're orange??

Kai: Dude, just go to sleep already..

Lloyd:

Kai:

Lloyd: *hears typing noises

Lloyd: Are you searching this up?

Kai: No.

Lloyd:

Kai(quietly): yes...

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Jay: *bursts into the room*

Jay: Why are pizza boxes squares but the pizzas are circles but we eat them as triangles???

Cole: That doesn’t make any- OH MY GOD…

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Jay: You like bad boys right??

Nya: uhh sure??

Jay: Not implying anything but the GPS said to turn right and I turned left.

Nya: You're lost now aren't you?

Jay: im sorry...

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Jay: Jail is not fun...

Lloyd: You've been to jail?!?!?!

Jay: Once in Monopoly.

Lloyd:

Jay: It was the worst experience...

Lloyd: Seriously??

Jay: Yea but not as bad when Sensei makes me sit in the time out corner when I talk out of turn..

Lloyd: He still makes you do that??!?! He stopped years ago for me...

Jay: No fair!!!!

Lloyd: haha

Cole: Sometimes I feel like I'm being surrounded by five year olds.

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Jay: Oh dude, that’s a cool car, how much is it?

Kai: I don’t knew.

Jay: “Knew”??

Zane: That’s not how you say it.

Kai: Then how do you say it?

Jay: It’s “I don’t knowing”.

Zane: No, no, no. It’s not “I don’t knew” or “I don’t knowing”.

Jay: Then what is it?

Zane: “I don’t know”

Kai: Bro if you didn’t know then why are you correcting us??

Jay: The audacity...

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Therapist: Ok, now remember what we learned. What do you tell yourself when you're having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?

Lloyd:

Therapist: Come on, what do you say?

Lloyd: Yeet.

Therapist: NO-

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Jay: Oh my god. Is this a kidnapping??

Kidnapper: Yes, now shut up.

Jay: Frick…

Kidnapper:

Jay: Why me tho…

Kidnapper: What??

Jay: Is it because I’m small…

Kidnapper: Huh

Jay:

Kidnapper: How old are you?

Jay: Uh 25. Why??

Kidnapper: Twe- TWENTY FIVE!?!?!?!

Jay: yes

Kidnapper: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TWELVE!!!!

Jay: Twelve?!?!? Wooowwww… Ok I’m small, don’t need to over exaggerate. rude….

Kidnapper: Ok, get out of my car.

Jay: Wha-

Kidnapper: GET OUT!!!

Jay: Ok ok.. but could you maybe just.. open the door.. the handle is too…

Kidnapper: Oh my go-

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Jay: Guys I saw the dumbest elevator today.

Kai: What??

Jay: It had a button for the floor I was already on!

Cole: Oh my god..

Jay: I know right..

Cole: What’s the point of that button??

Kai: Like do we just press it and the doors just open and close on the same floor??

Jay: How is that supposed to work??

Cole: And people are thinking that technology is going to take over the world…

Kai: Seriously..

Zane: It’s like I’m the only one who has senses here.