I am Jack's raging bile duct. @stormthepalisade - Tumblr Blog

I usually take two earl grey tea bags in each mug but now I’m faced with a real dilemma

current mood: potpourri of chemistry which my body responds ill to

So it turns out I've had a stomach bug since Saturday morning and, while everything hurts and this condition really only added more misery on top of everything else that sucks at the moment, it's not every day I get to take this shit seriously.

#this is the only good thing to come out of my current condition #pls forgive my sins #stomach flu #puns

forthebrucebanter

so this is messy and I’m tired but it’s not gonna get any better tonight so have part of ‘the Grumbling Old Man and the Growling Old Woman’ @stormthepalisade

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Ohhhhhhh my god I'm so excited I got to hear you play!!!

And that thing that made it sound like there's more than one string being played (like a power chord on the guitar I guess???) that was AWESOME.

#forthebrucebanter #violin #ma homey fiddlin' yaaas

She wild for the cat toy.

wistfulcurlew

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP AND YOURE SITTING SOMEWHERE TRYING NOT TO CACKLE TOO LOUDLY

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#stop stalking my tags

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE TOO AND EVERYONE’S ALSO ASLEEP AND I DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING AND NOW I’M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD WHILE LAUGHING SO HARD

#danisironicallyonfire #gross laughter #help #help me

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DOCTOR WHO GIVEAWAY - NO CONDITIONS

A’ight, y’all, so I have this vinyl figurine of the 10th Doctor that somehow, some time ago, found its way into my apartment. I don’t remember the details; I just recently found it. This is it:

Sorry about that glare. Let’s try that again:

That’s a little better.

What I can tell you is that it appears to be part of a series, as shown on the back of the box…

…and that it comes with the sonic screwdriver gadget. Since it’s an accessory and individually wrapped, it’s not attached to the figurine. I tried to get the best snapshot of it I could:

Anyway, the whole thing is still in the original box and in mint condition. Here’s the seal, completely intact:

The thing is, I’m not a Doctor Who fan. Never even watched the show. I might’ve, with a friend, but it must’ve only been on in the background. Perhaps I’ll get into it at a later point in time. Currently, as far as I’m concerned, this figurine is just taking up space in my apartment which I could use more wisely.

Okay, so, here’s the deal: you don’t have to like this post or follow my blog or sacrifice a goat before the next full moon or any of that bullshit. If you want this (for yourself? Maybe you have a friend who’s super into that fandom?), inbox me and lemme know your address. I’ll send it out to you.

IT’S FREE, OKAY, THERE ARE NO CHARGES OR FEES. I just don’t want it and it’ll be better off with someone who cherishes its value. Besides, I know merchandise is expensive as fuck, so there’s that. I’m not interested in making money outta this kinda stuff. Just doing somehing nice, I guess. I know what it’s like to fancy something but not having the money to be able to afford it.

Seriously, I’m not kidding. If you’d like to have this all you have to do is message me. I’ll take care of the rest. Then, depending on how far away you live, you’ll receive it after a few days to a few weeks. I’ll get back to you when I’ve sent it off and I’ll also have a rough estimate of the shipping duration after I’ve been to the post office.

Lemme know, y’all. Now, excuse me while I tag the shit out of this post for promotional purposes.

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This is still a thing, y'all. Reblogging for the ones that check tumblr before starting their day. Go for it, I mean it.

#doctor who #bbc doctor who #tenth doctor #tar dis #titans vinyl figures #merch #collectible #free #give away #david tennant #signal boost

She really, really, really wanted that ball because it reminded her of the one she’d had for years back in Spain.

Then I threw it to her and all hell broke loose. My ladder fell over, my cat screamed and fled into the kitchen, a glass crashed, and something else was really loud.

She didn’t give a single shit, though.

#dogs #oh my god #seriously dogs

I BOUGHT A MAJESTIC DRAGON STATUE

I’VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE

ALWAYS

#dragon

Ma took me out today. She bought a bag for her dogs and I looked at pretty things.

#decoration #a day out of my cave #mannequin

DOCTOR WHO GIVEAWAY - NO CONDITIONS

A’ight, y’all, so I have this vinyl figurine of the 10th Doctor that somehow, some time ago, found its way into my apartment. I don’t remember the details; I just recently found it. This is it:

Sorry about that glare. Let’s try that again:

That’s a little better.

What I can tell you is that it appears to be part of a series, as shown on the back of the box...

...and that it comes with the sonic screwdriver gadget. Since it’s an accessory and individually wrapped, it’s not attached to the figurine. I tried to get the best snapshot of it I could:

Anyway, the whole thing is still in the original box and in mint condition. Here’s the seal, completely intact:

The thing is, I’m not a Doctor Who fan. Never even watched the show. I might’ve, with a friend, but it must’ve only been on in the background. Perhaps I’ll get into it at a later point in time. Currently, as far as I’m concerned, this figurine is just taking up space in my apartment which I could use more wisely.

Okay, so, here’s the deal: you don’t have to like this post or follow my blog or sacrifice a goat before the next full moon or any of that bullshit. If you want this (for yourself? Maybe you have a friend who’s super into that fandom?), inbox me and lemme know your address. I’ll send it out to you.

IT’S FREE, OKAY, THERE ARE NO CHARGES OR FEES. I just don’t want it and it’ll be better off with someone who cherishes its value. Besides, I know merchandise is expensive as fuck, so there’s that. I’m not interested in making money outta this kinda stuff. Just doing somehing nice, I guess. I know what it’s like to fancy something but not having the money to be able to afford it.

Seriously, I’m not kidding. If you’d like to have this all you have to do is message me. I’ll take care of the rest. Then, depending on how far away you live, you’ll receive it after a few days to a few weeks. I’ll get back to you when I’ve sent it off and I’ll also have a rough estimate of the shipping duration after I’ve been to the post office.

Lemme know, y’all. Now, excuse me while I tag the shit out of this post for promotional purposes.