Holiday Concert Season

~Drum Major~ I have 15 cats and I love clouds

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

[that-girl-helen-deactivated2015]

“actually, that was due today”

[warletscitch]

i just want the optimism that scott lang has

[hymnsofheresy]

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

[cwunch]

[valtsv]

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

[valtsv]

moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:

[valtsv]

moses returning to egypt:

[valtsv]

ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go

moses:

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

ramses: i’ll never let your people go

moses:

[valtsv]

[teathattast]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Drama and theatre is considered geeky in school, but if you happen to succeed in that industry you are suddenly at the absolute top of the social hierarchy.

[loveydoveykirk]

i’m chaotic oldest child 

[outofcontextarthur]

[mitski-miyawakis]

the phantom: that’s so sad, a man was just murdered

the phantom: alexa, play “overature”

[stevensgerrard]

the perks of being a football fan: 

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sometimes your team wins

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[catsofinstagram]

From @misterdarcy_cat: “Treats here please 😝🧀🍗🍣” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2INtoEc ]

[torracat]

new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me:

[drawsshits-inactive]

[teenagerposts]

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

[microweave]

kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends

parents: no

kid: okay then

kid: *relies on the internet for literally all social interaction and entertainment because there’s nothing else to do in the house*

parents: get off your phone. youre on the internet too much. you’re addicted. it’s unhealthy. children shouldnt be doing this. why dont you have any friends

[memescomedy]