Story Thieves Incorrect Quotes

Greetings, I'm Kat!Here you will find incorrect quotes revolving around Story Thieves!

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Kara: *pulls out cigarette*

Owen, shocked: You're too young to smoke!

Kara: *eats half of it*

Owen: ?!

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Owen to Bethany, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad

Christian, downstairs in the kitchen with Catherine, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad :)

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Christian: “Be a father” they said

Bethany, in the kitchen: AHH PUT IT OUT!

Owen: GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Orion: IT’S A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

[Explosion noises, screams increase in volume]

Christian: “It’ll be fun” they said

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Bethany: Hey dad.

Orion: ‘Sup, Old Man?

Owen: Hi, Mr. Sanderson

Mr. Sanderson: Hello, daughter, adopted son, and child who won’t leave my home

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Christian: [Counting on his fingers]

Literally anyone: Please, I just asked how many kids you have-

Christian: Look, can you shut up and let me count? It’s complicated.

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Orion: Dad?

Christian: crying

Orion: Why’re you crying?

Christian: Y-You called me dad

Orion: No, I didn’t! I called you dude

Bethany: No you didn’t?? I heard dad??? Very clearly??

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Orion: I can’t find my phone

Christian: I’ll call you.

[Orion’s phone rings “You are my dad (you're my dad!) BoOgiE WoOgiE WoOgiE”]

Christian: …

Orion: …

Christian: …

Orion: I can explain-

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Kiel: What are your guys’ go-to Valentine’s Day movies?

Charm: Titanic

Bethany: The Notebook

Gwen: The one that is called Love, Simon

Kara: Princess Bride

Owen: Yeah, Princess Bride

Orion: None.

Bethany: What’s yours?

Kiel: ...

Kiel: Shrek

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Kara, wanting to cause chaos: L is for the way you look at me

Kiel, joining in: O is for the only one I see

Owen, reluctantly joining: V is very, very extraordinary

Orion: E is for everyone shut up it’s three in the morning and unless you want to die I suggest you go back to sleep, NOW

Kara: That’s not how the song goes, Orion.

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Bethany: So, what did you get Kiel for Valentine's day?

Owen: Oh, well, he likes knives, right?

Bethany: *a little disappointed* Didn't you get him a knife last year?

Owen: Oh, I didn't get him a knife.

Bethany: Then what exactly did you get him?

Owen: *walking into the room with a sword over his shoulder*

Bethany: I shouldn't have asked.

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Charm: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Owen: ...I wrote you a poem.

Charm, trying not to tear up: You did???

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Bethany, scanning a menu: What would you like?

Kiel: A milkshake with two straws

Bethany, blushing: Okay

Kiel: *putting both straws into his mouth* Look at how fast I can drink this

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Charm: Of course, you and I have our... differences. We disagree on many things.

Kiel: eeeeEEEEHHHHHHH, UNDerSTATemENT MUcH???

Charm: Wow.

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Gwen: I, I just- I just think we should all try to... relax!

Orion: ...You do realize who you're talking to, right?

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Kiel: Okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me ;)

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Charm: Maybe it's time that we take a look at the bigger picture here?

Kiel: *sigh*

Kiel: Are you talking about this picture? *points behind him*

Charm: Yes! I still don't quite understand it!

Kiel: I... I just liked it, Charm. I don't know why you're so confused by it. Like, this is the seventh time you've asked about it!

Charm: Nevermind, it--it doesn't matter. *Pauses to look at the picture longer*

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Owen: I never thought I'd be able to say this without seeming like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.