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Hey, so, I've done a lot of thinking about this, and I think I'm going to retire this blog. I've been completely unmotivated to touch it for so long, and honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of how I did the characters. I'll still be leaving this blog up, but I'm most likely never going to touch it again.
Thank you all for enjoying and interacting with this blog!
Are you aware of the Void™?
The one that somehow two random people ended up in.
Not my job. I'm supposed to watch a mcdonalds. Not a void.
*drops in a crochet kit :D*
Oh, thank you-
You want to feel her what?
I don't know what you're talking about- I didn't say anything about feeling anything. Now go find someone else to bother.
You guys have any hobbies other than this?
I like to crochet. It's been a while since I've done so though..
Video games I guess? I also used to mess around with making music, but that was stupid.
Survey says one of you is about to make a really bad decision
I changed my mind. The best revenge is not giving her what she wants.
*No matter how much they want to feel their fingers digging into her neck...*
//breaks into the intercom to play Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You on loop.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ITS APRIL.
love the logic of "Ah yes, mi amore, adversaire, let us hold a banquet of love" for five seconds and then completely skipping to conspiring against your organization. lets be honest that was not happening, so why did you keep checking the feed?
Shut it. And that's hardly what was happening anyways.
do you guys have cameras in hell, like as in under the restaurant, where everyone is?
We have cameras in the tunnels, but there's not much going on down there anymore.
Btw you two okay?
We're fine. 🟦 is busy in the office, and I'm.. doing other stuff right now. But I'm fine.
Soooooooo. You guys care to explain how an anomaly just has a kid and you guys WEREN’T watching them. Actually do you only track the restaurant, nothing else? One of them literally got patched up like nothing happened and it isn’t important to you?
We watch the entire city, actually. Well, most of it. Their are certain hot spots of anomalous activity we focus on, like the McTabby's or the WallWall.
And anomalies reproducing isn't unheard of, althougb it could become a concern if it becomes a more regular occurrence.
*But if it did become a regular occurrence.. more cute babies.*
*Not that he'd be able to go and see them though...*
How are you doing blue? Still alive? I like that, you’re great man, personal favourite
I am? Well, thank you. And yeah, I'm still alive. I'm not looking to die again.
Funny you mentioned “little toys”. That one, the maskbringer, is actually one of the few of us who objectively don’t act like that at any time, at least as far as I’ve seen.
Well how exactly was I supposed to know that?
*🟥 isn't in the office, for once. The alley their in seems unremarkable, completely interchangeable with any other alley in the city.*
What do you guys think of divorce baby?
That child is doomed.
It-
_fear_thinking_
Hah! Hahahahahahahahaah!
_laughing_
I wish you were correct.
_tired_
...I'm going to take a nap.
_exits_door slam_
Wait-
*But it's too late.*
I-
_hesitating_
It also only happens during lulls. When nothing else is happening.
_pause_
...it could be triggered by boredom.
That could be worth looking into.
Yeah, sure, maybe you teleport whenever you get tired of bothering someone. Maybe you teleport when your little toys stop being entertaining, so you automatically pop over to the next thing to play with. Sure.
🟥, you're not helping-
Well apparently, even my actual attempts to help are shit, so why even try?
🟥, just- I'm sorry, ok?!- is that what you want, an apology?-
It feels like.
_breath_
Like I'm falling. Even for just a second. And I'm always near someone. Not sure if that's important either.
Hm.. any other useful information you can give me? The more I know, the more likely I am to be able to find out what exactly is causing this.
Oh come on, do you really think you'll be able to find anything? You really think that anything about this place runs on any sort of logic??
I still want to try.
