Stray Kings

Not only incorrect quotes, anything skz related

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Chan after Power Nap: Did I die? Am I in heaven? *knocking* Han: Open up! Changbin: It's us Han and Changbin! Chan: Oh, I'm in hell.

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Chan: Did you guys get eggs like I asked you to? Han: Even better! Chan: ......What did you do? Felix, holding up a chicken: Here! Han: Her name is Lady Peckington!

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Felix: Don't be sad Channie- hyung! You've got plenty of good qualities. You're super strong, really good looking and very funny! Felix: *elbows Han and Hyunjin* Han: You have two hands and walk- Hyunjin: Your name is Bang Christopher Chan- Felix: You guys are terrible at this

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Chan: Felix, I appreciate you trying to teach the members English, but could you teach them ACTUAL WORDS? Felix: What do you mean by that? *Chan points to Minho stuffing a tissue into Hyunjin's mouth* Minho: MWAHAHAHA I'M A SKIBIDI SIGMA RIZZLER

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Chan: Hey Minho, get some coke for the party Minho: Okay. *Minho returning home with some suspicious looking white powder* Chan: WHAT THE HELL, DID YOU BRING DRUGS TO OUR PARTY?! Minho: You were the one who asked me to bring coke! Chan *massaging his temples*: I meant Coca-Cola...

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Han: *coughs* Hyunjin: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HALF DEVELOPED HAMSTER! Seungmin: *breathes* Hyunjin: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUDLY YOU DOG?! Jeongin *setting the house on fire* Hyunjin: Aww he looks like a cute little fox even while setting things on fire, so cuteee

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Seungmin: Motherfucker! Chan: Language *a few moments later* Seungmin: Person who engages in biologically reproductive activities with a birth giver Jeongin: Um... I think Chan-hyung broke him

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Felix: I wish we could block people in real life Seungmin: Restraining order Lee Minho: Murder.

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Hyunjin: Guys, I need some help Chan: *Rolls a dice with all of the members names written on it* Seungmin, it's your turn Seungmin: Dang it.

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Felix: Kiss, Marry or Kill- Jisung, Jeongin and me Minho: Kiss Jeongin, Marry Jisung and Kill Hyunjin Hyunjin: I wasn't even on that list

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Hyunjin: Do crabs think fish are flying? Seungmin: How high are you? Hyunjin: 5'9

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Jeongin: my lungs are decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are being held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse Chan: you’re going to school whether you like it or not Jeongin: I r e f u s e

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Chan: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Hyunjin: Cohesion?

Han: Teamwork?

Minho: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Seungmin: And Changbin is not here.

Hyunjin: Oh, and that, yeah.

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Minho: ARE YOU- Jeongin: Fucking. Minho: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Jeongin: Fucking. Minho: IDIOT! Han: ...What was that?! Jeongin: Chan Hyung banned Minho Hyung from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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Han: eating a cinnamon roll Minho: cannibalism Han: .... Minho: ..... Han: .... Seungmin in the back of the room: I’ll give you 20 bucks if they don’t get together by the end of the month Felix: You’re so on.

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Changbin, handing Hyunjin a piece of paper: Hey can you read this for me Hyunjin: 'I do' Changbin: HE SAID YES Han: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...

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Felix: We need a distraction. Chan: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Han, whispering: My time has come.