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Ayden Austin Dallas CRS September 8th 1997 [Ethan Dolan]

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Tweet: Alex has ringworm pass it on

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Tweet: ITS MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY

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Tweet: Jordyn has a sling and she can't move her right arm lol turn up

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Tweet: ITS ALMOST MY 18th BIRTHDAY

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Tweet: Jordyn, Alex & I were doing backflips on our trampoline and Alex stepped on Jordyn's collarbone 😂😂😂

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Tweet: We start off just by touching, then we get to rubbing, she says let me climb up on top I say na-uh I'mma give you that loving

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"We saw Jordyn 2 hours ago you don't need to call her alex-notalexis."

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Text II TWINIFER 😋

Ayden: Sounds like a plaannnnn

Ayden: let's get the fuck out of here

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: why is her fucked up face prettier than yours fam

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: Remember that time we did a group project and Jordyn got so mad at this girl but Alex didn't have to do anything

Tweet: Jordyn was like the 'group leader' and Alex bought her Starbucks Tweet: then she yelled at a girl for doing no work

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Text II Gorgeous

Ayden: Soooo like

Ayden: I wanna go to the beach

Ayden: and I kinda want you to come with us

Ayden: Like u don't have to share a bed with me if you're more comfortable u can share with Jordyn or whatever

Ayden: Just a lil' trip to get away from everyone n everything.

Ayden: Please Cassie Please!

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Text II TWINIFER 👊🏼💪🏼

Ayden: dude school is starting soon let's just get out of here, away from the drama

Ayden: let's go to the beach with Jordyn, Hayes n Jack, Collin n Alyssa, Kwin n he's single so idk annnnnd I might invite Cassie. Okay, I'll definitely invite Cassie.

Ayden: let's just take a break come on doesn't a week with Jordyn at the beach sound amazing? I know you'd like to have sex with her a second time WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE!

Ayden: Pleaseeeeee be my favorite twin for like 5 seconds.

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: I just wanna see Cassie 😍

[imogen-xo-blog]

Tweet: Oh she went to you!? That's really fucked up, 1-800-SELFISHBITCH

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: don’t be jealous that it only took him 6 weeks to fall in love with her not six years…oh wait you’re still friendzoned my bad.

[imogen-xo-blog]

Tweet: Ooooh you so slick did you do that math all by yourself, stupid? Tweet: I’m not in love with Alex.

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: You know, you calling me stupid used to really hurt my feelings until I realized that I’d rather be stupid than a desperate, jealous girl who makes a lousy best friend.

[imogen-xo-blog]

Tweet: Oh she went to you!? That's really fucked up, 1-800-SELFISHBITCH

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: don't be jealous that it only took him 6 weeks to fall in love with her not six years...oh wait you're still friendzoned my bad.

[straightupitzayden]

Tweet: She fell asleep crying congratulations you got what you wanted 🙌🏼