*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
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I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Ok so im gonna add to this already long post so saddle up bitches. I have an abundance of white, blonde, blue eyed cousins so of course there’s gonna be some weird names. The oddest I’ve heard are Kynslee, Bralynn, Brentleigh, Mayven, Kade, and Kyleigh
My friend’s granddaughter is named M'Kaelah, and her little brother will be named Traidynne.
as a white woman I think we need to stop letting white people name their kids dumb shit
At least I have the excuse that my mom was recovering from a C-section and they asked her to spell my name. All my legal stuff is with the common spelling, too, 🤣
In line at the grocery store. A little girl (idk, maybe… like… 47 MONTHS old) was running around. Her mom waves for her daughter’s attention, calling, “Ampersand! Ampersand, come over here with Mommy.”
I go, “Uh, your kid is named Ampersand?”
Mom beams. She’s all, “oh, I’ve always thought it has the loveliest sound.”
I probably looked like I’d just gargled with grapefruit and WD-40 but okay. Sure, lady. Now this post has me wondering if all along the (white, blonde) kid’s name was actually spelled Aimpyrsyaend.
my college class president was Celestial Starr Bybee (Utah’s got a lock on Worst White Baby Names,but at least its spellable, i guess?), and i had a friend named Kisty. but the worst i ever heard was when i was in a greyhound station somewhere in arizona and there was a late teens goth/juggalo couple (this would have been like, early 2000s) and their precious not-quite-47-month-old toddler, who they had apparently named “Purgatory”.
I literally know of a couple who named their child “Jkmno” pronounced “Noel” because…no L. I think that should count as child abuse, honestly.
my dyslexic ass can’t look at this post without having a stroke
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I really hope Ampersand was a middle child
yeah looking at this post makes me glad that the worst white kid name we’ve had is Vageetah, anything else I find hard to pronounce are just normal names from non-english speaking countries
