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alexandre | 23 | he/him | mlm | germany | latino t-date: 29/03/17 💉 ig: alexandreg_m

[amadoi]

[sgam76]

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

This 30-Song Comprehension Exam Will Precisely Estimate Your Age

Every question you answer puts us closer and closer to the year you were born.

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[julientel]

well, Gavin is not wrong

[autistic-apple-sauce]

This still blows my mind

[3rdbogwitch2theleft]

I will happily delete this if I’m derailing or taking away from the original message (initially I put this in the tags, but a friend asked me to reblog as text)

If you don't want to pursue an autism or adhd diagnosis and you have access to a doctor or therapist you can get them to write you a note attesting to a symptom of your neurodivergence (rather than naming the condition itself) and stating the need for accommodation. 

It's something my therapist told me about when we were still working in offices. I have sensory processing issues and on multiple occasions the noise in my office was so bad I broke the skin on my hand clenching my fist. 

This work-around of course won't fix structural ableism and relies on you having access to a doctor/therapist who actually gives a crap, so still might only help a couple of folks. 

[khaleesi--daenerys-targaryen-de]

Thats a good add on

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

I'm so fucking sick of the insensitive ass questions cis people ask. "Is there blood on your clothes?" "why do your eyes glow in the dark?" "are those fangs?" like shut up

[eatthattoast]

Don’t forget all your masks! 

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[iszapizza]

is gavin x connor a thing? people tend to go with rk900 and gavin as an option, since it’s more popular, which is completely fine. gavin is of course mean to connor in canon, but i have a feeling that gavin is one of those people that are mean to their crushes? idk, maybe it’s just me with my preference towards rareships.

[deep-in-mind67-deactivated20220]

Yeah it has potential! Anyway. Look how cute this is!! OoO

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[barrysjumpsuit]

ff.net is the ancestral homeland

[dragonsrequiem]

Some things are not so easily forgotten.

[sultryvegas]

Собиралась нарисовать одного, но вышло целых три Купера!)

[doggosource]

when ur too sensitive for this cruel world

[samanthamulder]

The X-Files | SEASON 1 at a glance

[slfcare]

removing yourself from toxic situations is lonely. removing toxic friends and family members from your life is lonely. learning to be without the people, or outside of the environment you were in for so long–somewhere that might’ve been unsafe or made you unhappy but was still familiar–is lonely. but it isn’t supposed to be easy. you have to choose yourself and you’ll regret it sometimes because you’ve never felt this alone, and yet it’s the right thing to do. learn to be happy with your own company, learn to support yourself the way you wish others would. there’s nothing others can give you that you cannot eventually give yourself.

[otter4dumplings]

[frogsmulder]

Maybe the way that Scully argues Mulder's ideas is so different to the usual mockery he's known is because she as a woman in science and law enforcement has learnt that her word isn't enough. Surrounded by male peers, she has to constantly prove herself and her ideas. So when Mulder comes along with his spooky ideas, rather than outright dismissing him, she is diplomatic and logical because she has learnt to be in order to be heard. Suddenly two people who usually go unheard are both heard by each other. Sounds an awful lot like a love story to me.

[lizardsister]

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are