Ask Stratus Ghoul

Multi Ghoul since 2022 He/Him

[stratusisverycool]

Hey Stratus! What was your first date with Perpetua like?

Depends what you consider a “date” really.

Our first official date (that we actually called a date) was at a small Italian café not far from the ministry (10 minute walk.)

We had tea and cornetti! I liked the jam in his better than mine, though, so we traded halfway through.

Our first non-official date I would probably consider our late night McDonald’s run post ritual. The other ghouls were gonna send him off to fetch it for them, but I was nervous letting him go alone.

So… we ended up at a McDonald’s at 12:30 AM with the most overworked teenage employee fulfilling our order of 20 bug macs.

We slid him an extra $50 as an apology.

[stratusisverycool]

… do i dare ask you to rank the brothers? i think i do because i’m curious

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

You obviously do. And I dare to share it with you.

Perpetua

Terzo

Copia

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Thank you again @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

i mean i don’t agree but… i definitely respect it

[stratusisverycool]

No shit you’re married to Copia. I’d be insulted on his behalf if you agreed with my ranking him at 3

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

i love my husband <3

swap the twins and that’s my ranking

[stratusisverycool]

At least we’re close to the same. Isaac better watch his back.

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

we’ll come for his man

(no i won’t, i love my husband so fucking much)

[stratusisverycool]

Unfortunately same here.

Besides he’d kick my ass.

[stratusisverycool]

… do i dare ask you to rank the brothers? i think i do because i’m curious

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

You obviously do. And I dare to share it with you.

Perpetua

Terzo

Copia

Secondo

Primo

Thank you again @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

i mean i don’t agree but… i definitely respect it

[stratusisverycool]

No shit you’re married to Copia. I’d be insulted on his behalf if you agreed with my ranking him at 3

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

i love my husband <3

swap the twins and that’s my ranking

[stratusisverycool]

At least we’re close to the same. Isaac better watch his back.

[stratusisverycool]

… do i dare ask you to rank the brothers? i think i do because i’m curious

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

You obviously do. And I dare to share it with you.

Perpetua

Terzo

Copia

Secondo

Primo

Thank you again @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

i mean i don’t agree but… i definitely respect it

[stratusisverycool]

No shit you’re married to Copia. I’d be insulted on his behalf if you agreed with my ranking him at 3

[stratusisverycool]

… do i dare ask you to rank the brothers? i think i do because i’m curious

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

You obviously do. And I dare to share it with you.

Perpetua

Terzo

Copia

Secondo

Primo

Thank you again @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

[stratusisverycool]

stratusssssss i gotta know your top five ghouls, yes, ghouls, that you would fuck

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

Mountain

Cirrus

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Thanks for the question @ask-ignis-the-ghoul hope you’re not disappointed due to high expectations

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

WAIT- i’m sorry you’re telling me i’m NOT ON THE LIST?

i’m offended!

[stratusisverycool]

You are on the list!

You’re number 6 :)

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

THAT ISN’T ANY BETTER?

you’ve officially dropped in my ranking :(

[stratusisverycool]

You had me ranked in your top 5?

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

well you were number 1 but not anymore

[stratusisverycool]

Ignis why was I number 1

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

… i’ve said too much

[stratusisverycool]

Ignis why was I number 1 I’m going to ask Copia what he thinks if you don’t tell me

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

listen. you’re really hot, okay?

[stratusisverycool]

You said it not me 📸

[stratusisverycool]

stratusssssss i gotta know your top five ghouls, yes, ghouls, that you would fuck

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

Mountain

Cirrus

Storm

Rain

Chain

Thanks for the question @ask-ignis-the-ghoul hope you’re not disappointed due to high expectations

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

WAIT- i’m sorry you’re telling me i’m NOT ON THE LIST?

i’m offended!

[stratusisverycool]

You are on the list!

You’re number 6 :)

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

THAT ISN’T ANY BETTER?

you’ve officially dropped in my ranking :(

[stratusisverycool]

You had me ranked in your top 5?

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

well you were number 1 but not anymore

[stratusisverycool]

Ignis why was I number 1

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

… i’ve said too much

[stratusisverycool]

Ignis why was I number 1 I’m going to ask Copia what he thinks if you don’t tell me

[stratusisverycool]

stratusssssss i gotta know your top five ghouls, yes, ghouls, that you would fuck

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

Mountain

Cirrus

Storm

Rain

Chain

Thanks for the question @ask-ignis-the-ghoul hope you’re not disappointed due to high expectations

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

WAIT- i’m sorry you’re telling me i’m NOT ON THE LIST?

i’m offended!

[stratusisverycool]

You are on the list!

You’re number 6 :)

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

THAT ISN’T ANY BETTER?

you’ve officially dropped in my ranking :(

[stratusisverycool]

You had me ranked in your top 5?

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

well you were number 1 but not anymore

[stratusisverycool]

Ignis why was I number 1

[stratusisverycool]

stratusssssss i gotta know your top five ghouls, yes, ghouls, that you would fuck

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

Mountain

Cirrus

Storm

Rain

Chain

Thanks for the question @ask-ignis-the-ghoul hope you’re not disappointed due to high expectations

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

WAIT- i’m sorry you’re telling me i’m NOT ON THE LIST?

i’m offended!

[stratusisverycool]

You are on the list!

You’re number 6 :)

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

THAT ISN’T ANY BETTER?

you’ve officially dropped in my ranking :(

[stratusisverycool]

You had me ranked in your top 5?

[stratusisverycool]

stratusssssss i gotta know your top five ghouls, yes, ghouls, that you would fuck

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

Mountain

Cirrus

Storm

Rain

Chain

Thanks for the question @ask-ignis-the-ghoul hope you’re not disappointed due to high expectations

[ask-ignis-the-ghoul]

WAIT- i’m sorry you’re telling me i’m NOT ON THE LIST?

i’m offended!

[stratusisverycool]

You are on the list!

You’re number 6 :)

[stratusisverycool]

stratusssssss i gotta know your top five ghouls, yes, ghouls, that you would fuck

- @ask-ignis-the-ghoul

Mountain

Cirrus

Storm

Rain

Chain

Thanks for the question @ask-ignis-the-ghoul hope you’re not disappointed due to high expectations