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ā« Pygmalion ā The Scary Jokes
Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will
"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
you make one fucking post where the point is āwomen are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ānaturalā size and shape of womenā and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldnāt exist if they ate better growing up. iām sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
tuesday is practice for wednesday
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
Weāre trying to decide which of these is a better option:
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesnāt do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
pete and repete...
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
Did you see that Magic: the Gathering now has a game state in which you need to prove that there are an infinite number of twin primes to win? I can explain it more if you are interested.
(With reference to this post here.)
By all means, please tell us about the Magic: the Gathering combo which requires proving the twin prime conjecture in order to win.
Okay so this is taken from the Three Card Blind discord server from an acquaintance of mine, Quag.
Itās Aliceās turn and she controls Zimone and has a Fling, an Awaken the Woods, and a fragmentize in hand. She controls 2 Forests (green mana), a Plains (white mana), a mountain (red mana), as well as two lands that are here because they can be sacrificed.
Both Alice and Bob have infinite mana colorless mana made via an artifact that can untap itself for more mana.
Bob has 10 life and controls a Wasteland and two Forests. He has a Nourishing Shoal in hand. He also controls a Battle of Wits and has 250 cards in his library.
To win before Bob does next turn, Alice needs to create a large creature token with Zimone by casting Awaken the Woods, and at end step Fling the token. However, Bob with his infinite mana can cast an arbitrarily large Nourishing Shoal, gaining 10^100 life for example. Alice will try to Fragmentize the Monolith that Bob controls. In response he will generate the mana to cast the giant Shoal and he has to pick a number.
Then, Alice can cast Awaken the Woods to make her land count a prime number that is bigger than 10^100 so that at end of turn, she can Fling the Primo token at Bobās face. However, once the trigger goes on the stack to make the token, Bob can Wasteland any of Aliceās non basic lands to make her total land count a composite number, making no token.
But, Alice has a trick! She can sacrifice one of her own Havenwood Battle grounds to make her number of lands 2 less in combination with a wasteland. This would allow her to still have a prime number if she chose the larger of a pair of twin primes as her target land count.
The question is this: Can Alice always make a number of lands bigger than any other number so that if Bob destroys one of her lands, she can sacrifice another, remaining at a prime number, and making the token to Fling for the win?
(So: are there infinite twin primes?)
Iām just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like āweāre now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the planeā and I lost it. Itās funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto
i genuinely feel like im being edged