sylvia !?

sylvia | she & they & it | 19 | a nonbinary transfem who loves oh so many things and should probably spend more time in the woods icon art by chainsaw-headache

[somewhat-syl]

♫ Pygmalion — The Scary Jokes

[mimill3]

Freak and young

[mimill3]

her....

[pocketss]

widehead

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[paintedhen]

something something parallels

[naked-sharks]

I’m still alive and renamon’s still hot

[girldixieflatline]

[molabuddy]

do u ever just feel it happening

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[tera-of-the-dragons]

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[crittaslink]

I'm thinking of getting a binder and I looked up one of the biggest concerns I have first and started cackling at the top result

[ouroborosorder]

are you 'dark' chuuni or are you 'woke' chuuni

i have been staring at this post for 5 minutes trying to think of a yes-and that's funny enough to live up to it but i just can't

[ouroborosorder]

I muted this post last night what the fuck happened while I was gone

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[lopkelepke]

Yeah sure autocorrect I'm trying to s rank the euthanasia game whatever

[kinuko]

Why did she say that