♫ Pygmalion — The Scary Jokes

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♫ Pygmalion — The Scary Jokes
Freak and young
her....
widehead
one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever
When your doctor prescribes you the generic
something something parallels
I’m still alive and renamon’s still hot
do u ever just feel it happening
thought one: yummy yummy
thought two: orange juice in my tummy
grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky
guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
I'm thinking of getting a binder and I looked up one of the biggest concerns I have first and started cackling at the top result
are you 'dark' chuuni or are you 'woke' chuuni
i have been staring at this post for 5 minutes trying to think of a yes-and that's funny enough to live up to it but i just can't
I muted this post last night what the fuck happened while I was gone
The beginning of the end for every digital artist
in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”
Yeah sure autocorrect I'm trying to s rank the euthanasia game whatever
Why did she say that