@strawberrypussymilk - Tumblr Blog

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

molebucks-deactivated20150826

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

unalivejournal

Stresses me out so bad when authors who obviously don't drink write characters drinking. Omfg girl he is like 27 shots deep.

retroactivebakeries

if you’re going to have viziers you need to have two viziers and they need to be the following viziers:

the vizier who is cold and calculating and utterly heartless whose only concern is how best to achieve your goals and uphold your ethical principles; and

the vizier who recognizes that 100% absolute understanding of objective truth is not the optimal percentage and will lie to you, convincingly, as needed to maintain optimal conditions

having a third vizier is always inadvisable, but if you are to have one, it should be the vizier who ensures that you are aware that all things are transient and suffering is inescapable.

if you have a fourth vizier, fire them. if you persist in your folly, make this one like a sexy maid vizier, because I want this post to do numbers.

five is right out

coziecollie

whuh

i appear to be caught in an elaborate trap….

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

boymounter

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

depsidase

milksockets

'many scratched doors,' 1994 in sigalit landau - gabriele horn + ruth ronen (2008)

boobcareer

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

memorycycle

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything