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Rose🌹They/Them🌹spooky scary cryptid🌹

[trobedarchive]

they cancelled doctor who. the last pillar of superwholock just fell. what now

[atlaslovesedm]

DELTAJUNE 2

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[changelingcoded]

i believe they call this 'locking in'

[goryhorroor]

my favorite genre of women is running from creepy castles/houses

[cartoon-thembo]

wanted to draw ez now that my players are gonna be spending more time with her. she's too cool and I DO NOT do her character justice when i play her lmao

[bram-stoker-hate-club]

dracula dashboard simulator!!

🚂 daily-train-schedules Follow

London -> Paris, 15 October, Charing Cross Station 6:30 AM -> 9:51 AM 10:00 AM -> 12:21 PM 12:30 PM -> 2:51 PM 3:00 PM -> 5:21 PM 8:00 PM -> 10:21 PM #Taking a trip through paris soon. Personal reasons #train schedules #trains #daily train schedules 283 notes

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not to be corny on main but Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec really did get it. need someone that will look at me like this

🩺 vanhelsingfanblog Follow

hey

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hey

🔨 lordgoldaming Follow

hey 14 notes

🌘 Masterofthenight Follow

Seeking Transport To Galatz By Water With Strong, Able Sailors. Will Pay Handsomely If I Can Bring My Box.

🏵️ lucyinthewesternsky Follow

CRYINGGG what do you mean this isn't a porn bot

#someone come get your grandpa

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📚 harking-my-john Follow

Staying with an older client right now as my first job with the firm. I'll liveblog how it goes! :)

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He stole my fucking clothes

📚 harking-my-john Follow

Climbing on the walls. Like a lizard. In my clothes

#GET ME OUT OF HERE #HE DOES THIS EVERY OTHER DAY #Don't even get me started on his harem #He keeps three random women locked in part of his house #They're maybe 25??? He's like 90?? Go to the club???

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🩺 vanhelsingfanblog Follow

@ blood-is-the-life you aren't even trying to hide it at this point

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✝️ m.d.-d.ph-d.lit-etc.-etc. Follow

Many of my mutuals are reblogging posts that are annoyed about the user imitating "pornography robots" in their notes. I see your concern.

We, too, are not without strength. We have on our side power of combination; we have resources of science; we are free to act and

Keep reading

#inspirational #motivational quotes #advice

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After the tragic crash of the Demeter several days ago, a schooner sailing in from Varna, Whitby residents report the supposed attack of a massive dog which jumped off the ship after its landing.

🌊 whitbyrando Follow

Why was there a dog... on a schooner. It would've been a health violation if one of the sailors brought it on, so did it wander onboard on its own. Just for fun. Literally what is the temptation. You're gonna die at sea there's nothing for you to eat. Are you stupid.

🌊 whitbyrando Follow

you cannot leave this in the tags

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heard from one of the grad students at my university that he knew a pre-med student that started sucking on his professor's knife wound in class one time

(submitted-via-anonymous)

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🚂 daily-train-schedules Follow

Hey guys! Breaking the gimmick real quick to let you all know I'm taking a brief hiatus. A lot of stuff has been going on in my personal life and long story short, now I can't eat garlic.

Also, for everyone asking about that @/Masterofthenight account that's been replying creepy stuff to all my posts, I've looked into it. 90% positive it's just some weirdo. Blocked.

🔨 lordgoldaming Follow

take care of yourself. who else will give us our transportation information? :)

📚 harking-my-john Follow

@ Masterofthenight If i ever see you it's on sight.

🔨 lordgoldaming Follow

whoa there

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⭒ living by the seaside, a moodboard ⭒

#aesthetic #moodboard #goals #nature

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🪰 blood-is-the-life Follow

DOC MIGHT GET ME A CAT. Will post periodic updates with my progress

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🐴 of-texas Follow

scuse me, for context he WHAT

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can the 'bloofer lady' get it

absolutely

absolutely not

Voting ended onSep 18, 2025

#not to add propaganda for one side or anything #but the westminster gazette DID call her hotter than Ellen Terry #and we already decided she absolutely could get it last week soooooo

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just watched some dude jump out of a closed window with money falling out of his pockets??? he ran into a stable??

#rich people will do anything for fun #i will not be staying around to see what happens #not my circus not my monkeys

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📚 harking-my-john Follow

you're laughing. i had bad dreams because i ate spicy paprika and you're laughing.

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🚂 daily-train-schedules Follow

I CAN EAT GARLIC AGAIN!! NEVER KILL YOURSELF

#and i was close too

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[sanguivorestorytime]

[thestuffedalligator]

It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!

[celtic-romulan]

Make fun of Hungarian paprika at your own peril. It’s that powerful. 😎

[deespoinaa]

Every year I watch that white boy go, with no way of warning him. No way of letting him know. Helplessly watching him devour his paprika chicken before journeying the road to his doom. Don’t go, white boy. Don’t go.

[sermessmer]

ireena kolyana. like if you agree.

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[iridescent-birds]

ok I wanna make a poll now

What was your most beloved plushie as a child?

Bear

Dog

(Domestic) cat

Big cat

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)

Rabbit/bunny

Sheep/lamb

Sea creature

Other domesticated animal

Other wild animal

Fantasy creature

Not an animal

Voting ended onApr 15

(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)

Reblogs for sample size appreciated!

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[dominacetrix]

Saw someone on Reddit asking what the requirements are for going to the library. Not to get a card and check stuff out. Just to hang out there. I don't mean to make fun of the poster for not knowing. I blame capitalism and the reduction of third spaces for making the idea of being able to just exist in a free public space seem like a strange concept to people. Anyway. This inspired a meme.

[bowelfly]

Woodland detectives