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momo san jose sharks i’m lying and sensationalizing for the bit

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hi!!! this is @headfullmanythots hrpf sideblog :)) interactions/asks/follows from @headfullmanythots

i’m also headfullmanythots on ao3, and i try to leave comments + kudos on most things i read :)

i lb a lot of sj sharks games under #sharks lb, and love shouting into the sharksblr void! interact w me wherever you see me!

my shark fashion endeavors where i attempt to ID player outfits and rpf about the shoelace tying habits of the sharks

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macklin celebrini is perhaps the epitome of a man who should be a dishwasher for a restaurant…

let him put his headphones on and listen to his trashy music and be in his own little world while he sprays plates with hot water, while will smith hockey is working his ass off serving customers and making sure everything is perfect for an egregiously high number of tips

let will bitch about his needy tables while he scrapes uneaten leftovers into the trash can and mack stares at him with his jaw dropped over the fact that he’s being acknowledged by the cute waiter who’s section everyone requests

let mack look like a drowned rat at the end of the night, but still leave his little corner of the kitchen to tell will that he can take the trash cans out to the dumpster in the dark alley behind the restaurant instead of will doing it

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i know who you are.

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I feel ill

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oh.

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people making jokes about “pens legend colby armstrong” is NOT funny to me bc that’s actually my pens goat. what do you know about sidgeno shipper army who tells sid to get his head out of his ass and get w geno already. it’s not his fault he got traded before the cups!!!!

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also included in these lists are usually james neal and beau bennett which FUCK YOUUU!!! that’s literally geno’s best friend lazy and his adopted son beau

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people making jokes about “pens legend colby armstrong” is NOT funny to me bc that’s actually my pens goat. what do you know about sidgeno shipper army who tells sid to get his head out of his ass and get w geno already. it’s not his fault he got traded before the cups!!!!

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trad sub jo is SO beautiful to me, am i sensing friction between what jo expects from a dynamic relationship vs what nate has been raised to think as a progressive dom?? honestly, any form of a bio-bdsm natejo is DELISH to me, and i cannot wait!!

It's actually much funnier, princess trad jo x I'm Better Than Other Doms I Respect Subs Nate

Jo doesn't touch door handles around Doms, why would he? He's trad. Nate gets trained to opening doors for Jo, even if he is a little stressed while he does it

Nate watches trad sub porn and cums really hard and then feels guilty, starts talking about sub rights. Jo takes the chance to tease him, "you don't think I'd look pretty with a collar and leash?" "No-- uh-- I mean-- you would-- if you wanted to-- I don't think subs need to-- it's up to the sub--" "Yeah but I'd look so cute on the leash of my Dom, only allowed to go so far from them."

They finally scene and jo has to explain like, what subspace looks like for him,

"I got kinda nonverbal, and kinda limp? I don't really care if I cum, but you don't cum it'll make me bad-cry, and--"

"Bad cry?"

"...yeah? Like I'll feel like I failed you and--"

"No I know what crying is, Jo. Bad-crying implies good crying. I'm not trying to make you cry in the first place??"

"Oh. That's a shame, I'm really pretty when I cry."

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@headfullmanythots

Okay lesbian nate jo

Let's see if I can speed run this I'm getting off a boat LMAO

-jo is stressed about everything. How she looks. How she tastes. Does she smell okay?

-constantly apologizes -- she's sorry for taking taking too long to cum, she's sorry for not shaving, she's sorry for not freshing up

-the longer they FWB the more casual nate gets, wanting to slide into Jo's pants all the time, get her fill of pussy any time anywhere.

-queue jo sorry for not being ready, sorry for not wearing sexy panties, sorry again for not shaving

-jo is on her period, period sex :)

-Nate is tired of jo apologizing for taking too long to cum, spoons up behind her with a Hitachi on Jo's clit and coos in her ear the whole time

-Nate finally strapping jo down

-Nate fisting jo :)

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ok sorry had to reblog on my hrpf blog bc i cannot contain myself to comments

jo should always be stressed about something and nate should be fucking the stress away but also jo is MORE stressed about the fucking !!!!

nate’s control issues extending to possession of jo….especially jo’s pussy…constant access to it….MEOW!!!!

PERIOD SEX. let’s get messy :)))

fisting 🤩🤩🤩 nate’s big rough hands….jo’s sweet pussy….YEAAAAHHH

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https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7302586/2026/05/27/sidney-crosby-macklin-celebrini-team-canada-worlds/

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why am i hearing that azaelia banks tried to fight my close personal friend judi jupiter

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PWHL TO SAN JOSE YALL ARE GONNA BE SICK OF ME !!!!!!!!!

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best laid plans

1/1, 31k, m, collin graf/william eklund, willmack

With steady hands, Wille writes COLLIN GRAF across the top of his whiteboard.

Beneath it, he lays out his main goals: Get to know him. Get him friends. Become his friend. Then, with the memory of Graffer’s smile from the other night still seared into his brain, he adds: Make him smile.

Graffer doesn’t even like him? Yeah, right. Not if Wille has anything to say about it.

x x x x texture

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resurrecting myself from hell to share the grekky word this was so so so good!!!

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no fucking way wsh got a ford sponsorship WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

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here's the thing a historical san francisco willmack au would theoretically be so juicy but i really don't think either of them would ever rock up to the golden gate park in pants with flies in the crotch and ass for Easy Access™️ (historically accurate) because they're just not cool and sexy enough. there's no way they're hooking up in park bathrooms or the back of operas or having a quickie against a tree bc they're actually sexless losers ! and there's an amount of swag that one must have to exist in harvey milk's san francisco

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oh my goodness, what am i gonna do in a submarine???

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also adding onto the my prev submission..

i think they are both wearing matching sets? the texture / print on the pants for both of them match the respective jackets

they’re definitely both in matching sets! like you said, the texture on will’s jacket continues to his pants, and the pinstripes on mack’s are the same on the jacket + pants. i’m genuinely so baffled by these sets. they’re like. track suits? but also kind of bomber jackets? but elevated???? like what the fuck is going on T_T

we’ve AT LENGTH discussed the matching but this. kicking their feet and giggling on mack’s bed ordering the sets online. picking out who gets the pinstripes and who gets the solid navy. opening the packages together. trying them on in the mirror, jostling each other around to get a better look at themselves. going “this’ll be SAUUUR funny omg. wait til the team sees. we’re SOO crazy.” IM SICK!!!!!!

(also i’m saving your other ask for when i hopefully track down the outfit details, but it’s proving to lowk be a wild goose chase)