I'll Tell You The Ultimate Secret To Magic

any piece of shit could do it Corva | 26 | F ((Indie OC, 18+, run by Gill))

[luisonte]

New York. Martes.

[thedaytodaylifeofafangirl]

I’m sorry but there is nothing more aggressively New York than that guy climbing over the rail to get to the subway faster while ignoring megafauna pizza rat

[streetcorvid]

its catnip

yeah, that tracks.

hey, i’ve been around, i know the drill. better safe than sorry, who knows what it could’ve been.

[themagnificenthellion]

Mhm, I should probably check on her. 

[streetcorvid]

nah, don’t worry about it, i’m totally fine. gonna see what i can do about a magical heal later.

[themagnificenthellion]

Oh I’m not worried about you, you can be beat to the edge of the grave and get back up. I’m more concerned about my apprentice whose… experimenting for the first time.

[streetcorvid]

oh yeah, she looks like she’s having a hell of a time.

i’m sure she’ll be fine, it’s just a bit of weed, probably. we’ll all have a good laugh about it once she’s sober.

[themagnificenthellion]

Yes, I know reasonably she’ll also be fine, but, sometimes another person can make the firs time go more smoothly.

[streetcorvid]

she doesn’t wanna tell me what she took, so maybe you should go check on her, just in case.

sure it’s fine, though. never hurts to be sure.

[black-cat-samba]

ITS NOT WEEDDD

[streetcorvid]

whatcha taking, love?

[black-cat-samba]

pppbbbllllllrrttt

[streetcorvid]

don’t think i’ve had the pleasure of indulging in that particular substance, but hey, if you’re having fun.

enjoy, don’t operate heavy machinery, stay hyrdated.

[black-cat-samba]

ITS NOT WEEDDD

[streetcorvid]

whatcha taking, love?

[themagnificenthellion]

Mhm, I should probably check on her. 

[streetcorvid]

nah, don’t worry about it, i’m totally fine. gonna see what i can do about a magical heal later.

[themagnificenthellion]

Oh I’m not worried about you, you can be beat to the edge of the grave and get back up. I’m more concerned about my apprentice whose… experimenting for the first time.

[streetcorvid]

oh yeah, she looks like she’s having a hell of a time.

i’m sure she’ll be fine, it’s just a bit of weed, probably. we’ll all have a good laugh about it once she’s sober.

[themagnificenthellion]

Mhm, I should probably check on her. 

[streetcorvid]

nah, don’t worry about it, i’m totally fine. gonna see what i can do about a magical heal later.

[streetcorvid]

didn’t die!

think i did crack a fucking rib getting tossed around, though, that’s one ghost that didn’t want to go gently into that good night. guess the bastard knew where he was going, eh?

ow.

[blankgaze]

@streetcorvid You gonna come get some coffee or what. Bored off my ass in here.

[streetcorvid]

fuck it, got nothin better to do

where’s this place at, part of the old store or what?

[blankgaze]

Guess so. Dunno if he got some fancy extra knocks or whatever. Should be in the lobby and right.

[streetcorvid]

i’ll find it, shouldn’t be too hard. lucian’s got a scent to him, magically speaking.

[blankgaze]

@streetcorvid You gonna come get some coffee or what. Bored off my ass in here.

[streetcorvid]

fuck it, got nothin better to do

where’s this place at, part of the old store or what?

[streetcorvid]

could go for a coffee round about now, come to think of it.

wonder if there’s any hot fresh new places around...

[streetcorvid]

it’s true, they are

[streetcorvid]

speaking of

got a job later and my luck’s run sour because i think this one’s actually haunted. can’t get a nice one, eh? no waving my arms around and saying a couple latin words to satisfy some old white woman convinced the creaking she’s hearing is her dead maid back to bite her in the arse for bad treatment, not this time. now i gotta figure out who this sorry bastard actually is so i can help them move on. no rest for the sexy.

[purplehearts-pinkfarts-deactiva]

[streetcorvid]

@blankgaze

after all we’ve been through? et tu, bitch?

we’ve not all got a cushy job working for sabrina the slutty witch, some of us have to make an honest living booting casper back down where he belongs.

not like you could outcompete me anyway, sunshine. you’ve not got the people skills for my line of work.

[streetcorvid]

oi. you putting me out of a job, you prick?

i got dibs on exorcism and ghost prevention around here, fucker.

[themagnificenthellion]

Reis, stop trying to spook an avatar of life from another dimension. 

[streetcorvid]

reis, ignore this clown, keep going

[themagnificenthellion]

But Corva, they’re scaring the hoes.

[streetcorvid]

fear is a powerful aphrodisiac